This Can Only End Badly

Poor Owen Wilson. He's not only survived a suicide attempt, but also two rounds of the clingy Kate Hudson — and it's looking like history will repeat itself now that the always reputable Star is reporting Kate wants Owen back for round three.

He was frosty at first. He felt betrayed when she dumped him for his friend Lance. But after a while, he caved in and has been sweet to her. … It's not fair to Owen, because he really cares for her and ends up getting hurt.

Owen really should know better by now. Just like President Bush says: "Fool me once, shame on … shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again." Indeed.

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Aug 19, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 10 Responses
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Comments (10)

No. 1 sar says:

My favorite W quote of all time.

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 9:17 am
No. 2 skinny fat says:

owen's a douche and kate's a slut.

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 9:42 am
No. 3 fleabag says:

Man, she's needy. Has she ever spent 2 minutes without a man by her side?

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 10:11 am
No. 4 sar says:

way to argue your point, sf.

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 10:11 am
No. 5 skinny fat says:

just stating my opinion

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 10:21 am
No. 6 Keeblerkahn says:

I like Kate Hudson, but she has some major abandonment/daddy issues. She is lucky she got into acting or she would be on a pole somewhere selling it to strangers for 20 bucks a dance.

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 11:20 am
No. 7 Sarah says:

I don't know. The pole is usually reserved for women with abandonmant/daddy issues who don't come from money.

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 12:00 pm
No. 8 Suck it! says:

Oh look, dueling highlights.

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 8:30 pm
No. 9 Gorgeous Black Women says:

what fleabag said. I don't think she's technically ever been single as an adult.

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 10:56 pm
No. 10 Sarah says:

This is sad for 2 reasons:
1) If you're that busy frantically trying to glom onto someone so you won't be alone, you have no idea who you are.
2) If you've got a kid AND unresolved codependancy issues, well, you're priorities are just fucking wrong.
Remember your kid, Kate? The one whose hair you don't have time to cut 'cause you're too busy boinking smarmy blonde dudes?

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 7:25 am
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