Hey! It’s Irina Lazareanu, the model fiancée of Pete Doherty and also the ex-friend of Doherty’s old old lady, Kate Moss. What a fringed, unproductive web they weave! But never mind all that: When did models stop looking like models?
Ugh, she looks like a starving waif, boooring. She needs to attend Kimora Lee’s school of Fabulosity.
She looks like a model to me - tall, thin, with features easily painted over with make-up. I mean it isn’t FHM type modeling, it is “high-fashion,” start watching ANTM Cord. Dang!
So were they on the outs before of after the Irina-Pete hook up?
She needs to eat a few double Whoppers…making ME hungry
they say when you put make-up on some real average looking girls they look amazingly beautiful and not like themselves. maybe she’s on of those…
by the way and i’m not being sarcastic but i’ve realized that i’m really turned on by peter doherty. i don’t understand it but i really want him.
OMG Y’ALL I’M SOOOOOOOOO ASHAMED. All I could find was a can of frosting. I ATE OUT OF THE CAN. I didn’t even pretend by putting it on any cake. I ate from the CAN. I’ve sunk so low. I think this is how it all started with brtney.
I want to party with Kimora
Well, Juje, did you eat it with a spoon at least?
“When did models stop looking like models?”
I’m going with “right around the time Kate Moss became a top model.”
I mean, I own a lot of stuff, and I know beauty, and she is not.
I guess Irina’s beauty is not a matter of opinion?
(I will admit that some people are empirically ugly.)
Yeah, the big one. If I’m going to work my way up Dante’s Inferno, I’m digging my way out with the big spoon
oh juju…it’s the medication. just blame it on the medication. just like britney and doherty.
“I ate from the CAN. I???ve sunk so low”
story of my life. i get upset when i realize im licking the leftovers off the side of the can. and there is frosting all over my face.
Frings are those god-awful things they sell at Cheeburger Cheeburger,, with a side order of Cheddar Sauce for dipping. So THAT explains Pete’s weight gain…Frings and Guiness! Damn you, Irina! Damn you! For turning Pete on to the highly addictinve substance that is Frings! You get a double order and then say you’re not hungry, so he eats the whole thing. I am disgusted by your encouraging and enabling his addiction like that! Pete’s been Fringed!!!
I refuse to believe that eating things straight from the jar (like nutella) is bad. Also, drinking milk from the carton is totally acceptable (if you don’t offer it to guests).
Yes, it’s the pills. It’s hard to type with one hand so I can shovel in the frosting.
I mean, I guess I like her dress made out of cheesecloth and military jacket. It’s very, funky. Not kicky. I’d have to be really drunk to wear this.
Please don’t make me like fringed bangs. More frosting.
exactly lisa!!! or if you do offer it to guests, only guests who have (a) would understand and (b) have been warned.
“steve, want frosting, ive been eating it with my fingers straight from the can”
I feel sick y’alls. Damn you chocolate, I can’t quit you.
OH NO you didnt J_B! Please take it back. You’re turned on by Pete????
majorly turned on by him…like juju, i’ve finally hit bottom.
You need to get yourself some good professional help. Oh God I feel sick.
Hey, wheres that bitch Denise15???
Me with the frosting and you with the men. His penis probably has sores on it.
Isn’t she the one who was engaged to Sean Lennon earlier this year??
I came back from lunch early just so I could see Denise. You mean she didn’t show?
and FYI… it’s not good when you’re talking on the phone to your husband and he says “Oh shit I just hit a truck” and the phone goes dead.
Is he ok?
SM I hope everything is ok.Scary stuff indeed.Maybe today is a teachers worday & denise doesn’t have computer lab…..or her wared found out she was blogging.
whew…. he just called. He’s okay. Car has a little hole in the trunk.
Thank goodness he’s o.k. Sugar M.
Maybe if we had a perez item….but you know how those teenagers are, some hot guy from biology
class probably talked D15 into ditching today.
Thanks all. I’m glad he’s okay too… but now I have to kill him. He was talking on the cell phone while trying to back out of a parking spot. We have a don’t talk and drive rule in our house.
juju… can you bedazzle a person to death?
You know D15 doesn’t smoke, she doesn’t want to get the munchies and get fat!
Not if you leave them an airhole. Make sure they have an eyehole too so they can see ther bedazzled beauty.
Phew, husband in once piece. Mine once passed out while driving. Should we let them go out alone?
“Me with the frosting and you with the men. His penis probably has sores on it.”
i’ll just put frosting on his penis so i don’t have to look at the sores.
SM, sounds like you’re gonna have to ground your hubby. and no sex for the next month. he’s gotta learn.
james… we’ve been married for 9 years. no sex for a month is the norm.
Yeah, but doesn’t that punish her too, jb?
I’m just sayin’
I’ve been married for 13. Luckily I’m an old school slut. A one man slut but regardless. Except for right now. My pocket it tired.
LOL SM…and queen, i believe that’s why they invented “the rabbit”, for the times you’ve cut your hubby off. but then again, we wouldn’t want SM’s hubby heading to the minneapolis airport bathroom.
I have been blisfully unmarried for 8. Living in SIN!
I love you guys!! I laugh out loud AND learn new things. Getting lucky just got a lot easier. :-)
You sound like Gene Simmons & my Bady daddy Lisa!
I have much better hair than Gene. Maybe your baby daddy too, I am not sure about that one.
You know what’s sad, when you kill your jackrabbit. It happened to a “friend”, true story. 80 bucks you think they could come up wit some kind of space age technology for those farkers.
He just stopped by the office. I have a hole the size of a coaster in the trunk of my car. I could just about fit my fist through it. Darn it!
At this point if he want to head to Minneapolis, it’s fine with me.
$80!!??? *gulp* Juju, can you ask your friend for
me how long did they have it before they wore it out. Is it worth it.
you sure that happened to your friend ju? i’m pretty sure that was a “sex & the city episode” where samantha breaks hers and then buys a new one which uses on miranda’s baby. and not that way sickos! she used it to massage the baby’s back to shut him up…still pretty sick i guess. since you’re high all the time right now ju, i’m thinking maybe you saw this episode and thought it happened to your friend.
My kids dad has george clooney hair. Lovely salt & pepper. But Gene Simmons is his role model apparently. I ain’t no Shannon Tweed for damn sure and he hasn’t bought me jewels and a mansion.
QC: yes, yes it is. You can always see if someone will buy it as a gift?
pp: make him watch the Family Jewels show - he may no longer idolize him. Gene becomes a cute and cuddly senior, who kowtows to his wife and kids. It is pretty endearing really. Unless the show is why your babydaddy idolizes him.
Well I think it was more like “See thier kids are fine & they are all happy and they don’t need marriage” after watching the show. I LOVE that show. Nick is a comic genuis.
It depends on usage. I give them about 6-8 months if you do it weekly.
I saw that episode but it really does happen to the ladies, BJ, tear. Also, never leave your battery in.
pp: yeah but they are loaded. And that makes things a lot easier. Also, I am convinced that Shannon Tweed has the Magical Pussy ™- so he isn’t going anywhere.
He needs to stay right where he’s at or he’s going to end up with a, Heatheresque, stripper. He knows he’s got it good and his fans are only getting older and worn out.
juju’s “friend” has really educated her on this subject! LN1 I agree totally. She must have MP (I have trademark envy!)just like Holly on Girls Next Door. I think Gene is way more whipped than he tries to act. Either that or he is EXTREMLY delusional. I love how Nick gives him hell. I know I am old enough to be his mom but that kid is smokin HOT!!
GENE SIMMONS IS MARRIED TO SHANNON TWEED??? I feel like Hugh Grant in “Four Weddings and a Funeral,” I don’t know what the fuck I’ve been doing with my time. Work, probably. Yeah, work.
I have been working late a lot.”
I think he knows his time is over and most women would not pick his son over him.
Thank you LisaNo.1 and Jujubees, I have something
to put on my christmas list. (Although, that is a long way off. 2 months or so…)
No time like the future to give a loved one your birthday, christmas, chanukkah, boxing day, valentines day, easter, 4th of july, list.
BBB: not married, living in sin and whatnot.
Juju: yeah, Nick is unnatrually hot. Sophie is a looker too! She looks wayyyy older than she is.
Thanks Lisa…I don’t feel “quite” so uninformed now. Like I missed a big huge wedding shin-dig or something.
Anyone else see Wednesday Adams’ rebelling older sister when they look at her?