will somebody please locate the soul of katie holmes and return it to her?

I don't know who needs help more, Britney's kids or Katie Holmes.

It should read, "I like having pre-selected and pre- apporoved, thethan free friends."

I bet having thetan free friends is a total downer. They'll probably just sit around draw baths.

i dont think its that easy deimos, souls are like left socks, once they are gone, they are just gone.

I actually read the Tom Cruise biography, and it was scary…a lot of things make sense now. I'm more scared of Tom than ever, and I miss the old Katie more than ever. :(

I wonder if she has to address herself as "Kate" when in the presence of the divine Mister Cruise. I wonder if she ever mumbles, "Okay Tommy Mapother," after he makes her listen to another rambling speech about life guru/crappy science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. Yes, the life of a rebellious Katie might, I imagine, include referring to him simply as "Ron Hubbard." Ooh, I bet the sparks fly.

Seriously, why did she marry him? Is money worth losing your soul for? She always looks tired, and she has a horrible petulant child who probably already slaps Mommy in the face just to show her who's boss.

I'm sure dinner time is much fun for Kate. Tom's always telling her to mind her p's and q's. And Suri's always talking about how things will be different around here when she takes over.

Wow, so she basically just confirmed that sometimes Tom spends the night away from her and their child. I'm going to need Tom to define "working" b/c I bet it doesn't mean what Katie thinks it means.

She sounds like she's desperately trying to convince herself that this is a wonderful relationship. Scary.

She has sold her soul for fabulous clothes. I would have gone simply for cash, but whatev.

Ken & Barbie, only she's the one missing the anatomically incorrect penis. Seriously, doesn't she look like Super Androgynous Person here? SAP and her boy, Cruisey. I swear he gets shorter and shorter every year.

Katie was so happy to have her High school crush look at her she JUMPED at the chance to be with him. Soon as TC knew he had her by the short hairs and she was willing to get knocked up b4 he'd marry her..he KNEW he'd found his STEPFORD WIFE! Thats why he jumped on the couch! ALl Katie had to do was change who she was to prove how much she loved him…its creepy bc as much as we all joke about her…she really seems like a stepford wife…everyone cant be wrong! TC really must wind her up every morning and send her on her way with a script in hand!SHe must have been so desperate,young & impressionable that TC KNEW he hit the motherload.

they stay in "really good communication with eachother"……..why does that sound like someone describing a business partnership…..oh….wait

I didn't think she had much going on inside her head before Tom but now it's confirmed. Wow, I cannot stand woman who think happiness come from another person. HAPPINESS COMES FROM WITHIN!

OMG! Poor Tom! he need his money back! because if he paid for her he was robbed big time!
I know scientollgy imposed her flat retarded ass to him, but he is a great artist and deserve better than that embarrassement that is this 'girl', she is supposed to be a woman!
remember Nicole at that age? wow she was way more smarter and stable for Tom, so was Penelope, I hope he dump Katie soon and find someone respectable enough.

I meant scientology. damn it!

what could he help her with, she's got 10 nannies, 50 housekeepers, but its true she could need help dressing and having her hand held, she has the vocabulary of a 5 yr old. ahh sweet blind love with an older male who pre selected her as # 6 romance aint it grand

oh and katie, i mean kate, in other to love others you have to love oneself not the other way around silly girl