What Is Wrong With This Picture?
We would ask what happened to Katie Holmes, but we already know the answer: Tom Cruise happened to Katie Holmes. It's a shame, too, because she's a pretty girl who seemingly had her head on straight before the Scientology wizards got a hold on her. Now she's simply a shell of her former self, prancing around in mom jeans and Posh's latest haircut.
Here's a clip of her upcoming performance in Eli Stone. We're assuming the scene is supposed to present Katie as some sex kitten, but it just makes us feel extremely uncomfortable. Fail.
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Why is Joey Potter six feet taller than Sick Boy?
If it were the 1950's, I'd probably be turned on. Except her hair looks like hot ass.
Johnny Miller is yummy.
"Except her hair looks like hot ass."
priceless.
I call 'em as I see 'em.
Lol Chelsea. When I watched that the only thing I thought was, what the hell did they do to her hair?
"Hot ass" is right. Further proof that not everyone can rock the Beckham bob. Yeeeesh.
For some reason she reminds me of Janine from Ghostbusters.
I wish Pacey would rescue her and take her back to the creek. Those were her normal days.
It's like watching a little girl playing dress up, and it makes me very, very uncomfortable. And while her singing isn't *terrible*, it certainly isn't great either.
It reminds me of a perm I had back in the 80's. It was beyond hot ass. It was more like crotch rot hot.
Looks like my pubes after a hot tussle.
Ugh-SO BAD-its over for Katie-she should just go lock herself in a tower on the Cruise compound and wait out the rest of her marriage contract…..
What is she actually saying? Because it sounds like "Hit me with a hot dog and wash my pants, itty bitty bitty bitty be be be be!"
That Ogilvie commercial was off the chain.
hahahahaha
killorn stop, i wanted to be emo today!
I shall not allow it, my love.
sar, I think you can still wear the skinny jeans and emoliner. Just be sure to use the waterproof mascara.
I'm so glad you like the phrase hot ass! I use it like I'm getting paid for it, and my fiancee is NOT a fan.
I regularly steal comments from here on a daily basis. It makes me look wittier and more smarterer. I need all the help I can get.
"hot ass" was good, and so was "croch rot hot".
but who wins?
IMO, it's Stoney…
"Hit me with a hot dog and wash my pants" just about killed me.
"What is she actually saying? Because it sounds like "Hit me with a hot dog and wash my pants, itty bitty bitty bitty be be be be!""
Water and spit on the keyboard, Stoney.
I wonder if singing about being smacked around by hot dogs is approved by Scientology? WWXD?
YES!! Bracelets going into production…
Ya'll are jas jellus! Katies public hair is pertier then yewl ever be! Shes got lovely famely. I no youz guys jus wesh you was married to Tom and be a sientologost. HATERZ!!!!111
I do like her hair if I think of it as a Farrah Fawcett Shrinky Dink.
Hell the hair didnt ruin it, her moving like a marionette being jerked around did. Damn im totally uncoordniated and i could have moved around sexier than that. FAIL
Wow. That was an uncomfortable couple minutes! Cheers to "hit me with a hotdog and wash my pants"! Hilarious.