I absolutely love her hair. I hate that horrid thing she has on, however…what's it called? Oh yeah, Tom Cruise.

she looks like a drag queen, if they ever do a remake of prisilla queen of the desert so should try to get a part in it.

ok why is she looking more and more like posh everyday. doesnt she get it anorexic barbi isn't a cute look on anyone.

She looks like Tom in drag. That is one horribly unflattering haircut and makeup job.

I'd kill to get my kid some Louboutins.

I like her hair…but having to constantly slouch to appease that midget's ego is going to give her some wicked scoliosis. She' going to be one of those old people who looks at her feet cause her back is so damn curved

It looks like she's taking her fat brother to the prom.

Or her gay best friend. Because trust me, I know what that looks like.

So does juju.

No wait. That's the gay boyfriend.

Yeah, I never had a gay boyfriend until james_boston. He's my first.

I came home to my live-in fiance cruising gay.com. My first thought was, "Okay, but why isn't my apartment better decorated?"

Ouch, janice. You have some bonding to do with juju, huh?

He's married now, to the next girl he met after I dumped him.

Dodged. A. Bullet.

All these closet fags need to just come out and quit f-ing up young womens lives. Yes I'm talking to you Tom and my ex. You know who you are.

She's got sea weed draped round her neck…and a little weed draped under her arm…how very fashion forward.

Remember the episode of Trading Spaces where Genevieve tacked that awful smelly moss to the wall?

Katie used the spare moss for her shrug.

Ugh, I remember that episode. If that was my house, I would have stapled HER to the wall. What a dumb hussy.

It wasn't even just that it was ugly. According to both the couple that decorated it and the actual homeowners, it stunk horribly.

Why would someone think that's stylish?

Was that the Crying Pam episode?

Is Crying Pam the one who hated Doug's wainscotting?

What about when Hilde wanted to paint the bedroom carpet neon orange and got pissed when they said no?

Crying Pam was with hay on the wall. Now I remember. It was Hilde. Oh, sweet Lord, did I love Hilde.

Hilde was (and still is) such an entertaining trainwreck. I'd never let her within 100 yard of my house, but she's fun to hate.

Oh yeah. The hay. I didn't blame Pam. They had really young kids that would eat the hay.

What's the point of custom-made shoes for a tot? Don't they just outgrow them in a couple of weeks anyway?

Yes. But they're LOUBOUTINS.

I remember that crying episode. Although there were a few of those. But this women looked like she was about to jump off a bridge.

The one thing she told them she did not want done to her house, they did. You pretty much have to tell them you hate all the stuff you want done. And then you might get lucky.

Does anybody remember the one where they bolted some weird thing to a ceiling? WTF was that? Why do people keep going on that show? I mean I know I love to laugh at their misfortune but I wouldn't do it.

I'd tell Christian that my tot was a woman's size 8.

It's so interesting to see the absolute transformation of some women from girl to woman. And with such sophistication! Princess Diana, Nicole Kidman, and this Katie Holmes. I remember just a year or two ago, she looked like any twenty year old. She's really pretty.

"I’d tell Christian that my tot was a woman’s size 8."

AMEN!

And yeah, I saw the ceiling one. The glasses fell off the table and crashed to the floor.

And the couple freaking loved it. WTF?? I'd have terrible back problems from the cushions on the floor that supposedly made up a couch.

I was thinking, I think it was a table. But then thought, who the hell would do that. But yes, it was a table.

Those are the same people who would spend thousands of dollars on a toilet with a hat rack becuase someone said it was edgy art.

Not just a table - a fully set table. Plates, cutlery, napkins, etc.

That would be a good idea if we were in danger of losing gravity.

Now I'm wondering if they were in California. Cuz that thing looked totally earthquake-safe.

Except for the possibility a knife may come loose and stab you in the jugular.

It does bring a whole new danger element to the advice of "duck under the table" during an earthquake.

I do not want to be found dead under a table. They'd just talk about what a dumb ass I was for bolting a table to my ceiling. It's ART. At least I wasn't kissing my brother.

But most importantly - did you show your knickers when you ducked under the art?

I don't need much of a reason to show my knickers. What ya got? Boxing Day, I'll show em. Recycle day, bend over. National tooth flossing day, I'll wear the thong.

At least you're wearing knickers.

I have some rules. Unless your at a gynecologist convention you should keep that under wraps. And now I have no desire to go to a gyno convention.

Nobody sees the kid from The Grudge???

She looks like she is on drugs.