Commenters from all over the world continue to address this post on Corey Haim as if they were talking directly to him, and the missives are no longer just fawning. One recent personal message was full of tough love:
Haim, grow up, and see the light. The light is a man who has gone thru the same things you have, but chose to fix it. You are in major denial, and one jealoud boy. What you need is to get your ass kicked around, so some sense is knocked into you.
Oh wow. Are computers and reality really this confusing for some people?
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Your ongoing coverage of these updates makes me day.
This is the only thing I've laughed at all day.
i wonder if they have a pre-determined time when they all pray to their cory shrines. i bet it's at 5 pm and you must take a piece of your hair and burn it as an offering. then you must chant cory's name 3 times while pouring water over your head. also, to be part of the cult you must have at least two posters of him hung above your bed. AT LEAST 2.
How did queencrone not get Commie recognition for the "Billboard Dad" reference? Now that I've made it through all four "Bring It On"s, I'm definitely going to watch that movie… again.
"The light is a man who has gone thru the same things you have, but chose to fix it"
Maybe they mean The Rock?
An Open Letter to My Fan(s?):
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your love and encouragement. I am working very hard to earn a place in your hearts (and on your locker doors) once again, and I hope to see you at a county fair near you! (No, I will not be running the Gravitron this year! I'm going to be signing autographs and will be available for photo opps.)
And a special thank you to Cord and Whitney for handling the barrage of e-mails that I have received. I have been trying to score an A&E intern to help me, but so far they have not been very receptive to my requests. Speaking of A&E, stay tuned for a very special guest appearance on my behalf, on one of their popular series shows. I don't want to ruin the surprise, so I will just give you a little hint. "My name is Corey. C.O.R.E.Y."
HEY COREY WANTED TO SAY NO MATTER WHAT LIFE BRINGS YOUR WAY OR WHAT HAPPENS IN THE FUTURE YOU HAVE A LOYAL FAN IN OKLAHOMA CITY WHO WILL ALWAYS BE ON YOUR SIDE NO MATTER WHAT. I HAVE ENJOYED WATCHING ALL OF YOUR SHOWS AND MOVIES.IM VERY DISSAPOINTED THAT IN THE RECENT MOVIE LOST BOYS TRIBE. YOU WERE AT THE VERY END.WHEN I FELT THAT YOU WERE THE BEST IN THE FIRST LOST BOYS.I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO MEET YOU IN PERSON FOR I FEEL THAT YOU ARE THE BEST…… THANKS DENISE MCGOWEN OKLAHOMA CITY