Congrats, Simpson family: Your pathetic attempts to stay in the spotlight have worked, and in the process, every last member of the family looks like a loser. Granted, it’s been like this for awhile.
Here’s the latest on the disaster Papa Joe created:
• Tony Romo and Jessica are still broken up, and Simpson reps are still denying it. Sources say Tony finally had enough of Papa Joe’s meddling — which included unsolicited career advice — and also became upset after seeing Jess’ Glamour magazine interview in which she referred to him as her “future husband.”
• Papa Joe has begged Tony to accompany Jess to Ashlee’s wedding this weekend to “support the family.” Also, to keep up appearances.
• Speaking of the wedding from hell, Ashlee and Pete Wentz have asked guests to dress in dark colors for the big day. That’s so deep.
• People has reportedly shelled out seven figures for exclusive access to the couple’s wedding photos. Has the magazine learned nothing from the public’s lack of interest in the Mariah wedding pictures?
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More media whoring. Tony’s lucky to get out of that lunatic family. Big Papa Joe’s the main pimp of that clan. They will do anything for attention or money. Pimp out the kid as soon as they can. It’s certain to say that Pete has sold out his soul a long time ago. On the bright side, it wasn’t much of a soul to sell out.
This guy was a minister, for God’s sake. Are there any honest ministers in the South?
The sad fact is that Joe is an even bigger money whore than his two talentless daughters - unless you count fucking every guy that walks a talent….