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What's the thought process behind a woman wearing her most provocative outfit for a performance at a club called G-A-Y?
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i blame this on beyonce, no woman in her right mind would wear that without someone telling her "no girl! you look good!". that outfit should be sent back to hell.
Because the gays love the hot womans, duh.
lol, deimos. plus kelly is a big girl. those are linebacker thighs she's packing. you know we gays like our women anorexic and boyish. if you weigh more than nicole richie after a coke party, you better cover up in front of us gay dudes. except beyonce…that bitch can do no wrong!
i'll bet the guys in the audience were making fun of poor kelly! live and girl girl!
that's "live and learn"…not "live and girl". i swear i'm not high.
"live and girl girl" would be a great name for a lesbian bar…or stip joint. whatevs.
Don't swear big daddy. You know lightening will strike you.
eh? what ?
We (gays) eat this shit up !
Who wrote this headline and "story"????
Get your head out of your ass, it's a great outfit for playing and dancing at a disco.
Do you get out much ?
our resident gay says you guys don't like this. who to believe, my trustworthy james or new gay marc?
But James taught me everything I need to know about, gay face.
I'm going to have to side with Marc on this one. I'm not gay but if I were, I would absolutely love this. She looks like a tranny fer christ sakes.
marc must be a hetero posing as a gay to confuse the hags. we gays know you better have a body like madonna or kylie if you're gonna appear in front of us in that kind of outfit! like i said, the only exception is beyonce, 'cause while she could lose a pound or two, her chubiness is negated by the fact she's so dragalicious!! i love kelly (can't nobody is a fabulous song!), she looks horrid in this outfit. her career is now oveh!!!!
i mean her career is now even more oveh!!!!
She's trying to channel some old Donna Summers. But Miss Summers would have put some pants on.
ah, donna summers. love her! thank god for youtube cause you can get some of her old performances on there…
now she's Dragalacious!
She is earing the Italian Mom From Buffalo swim suit - except in peacock instead of slimming black. Yeesh.
If she really wanted to do it for the gays, she needs more stuff - better shoes, jewelery, a head dress, a cape, almost nekkid backup dancers etc. She really half-assed it here.
Half naked cute boys is key. Then there's something for everyone.
Is this from the House of Dereon's K-mart Collection? It's heinous. Where can I get one, and is there a matching scrunchie?
Come on Kelly. Shake your derrier in some Dereon!
How do gay clubs feel about women who look like tranny's perfoming? If it's supposed to be a man performing as a drag queen, how is it viewed when a woman is performing as a drag queen? I know Tyra has fans but that's because she pays them.
I feel bad for. Beyonce wouldn't even let her have anything food from, Dereon. She just got the clothes Beyonce said, "Hell No", to.
Juje, you should call her and offer to bedazzle that shit. I bet you could write it off on your taxes as charity.
nobody's mentioning those heels. i can't believe any woman can wear heels that high…another sign that kelly must be a drag queen! maybe kelly's trying to tell us something?
I love stripper-esque heels. it's a secret fetish of mine. :)
Are those "thunder-thighs" or "child bearing hips"? Some asshole once told me I had child bearing hips but I was young and stupid and easily offended and I didnt know what that meant and I like long walks on the beach and run on sentences. Anyway I punched him in the face when I found out what that meant.
True story…..not really. Its all bullshit.
james_boston says:
"we gays know you better have a body like madonna or kylie if you’re gonna appear in front of us in that kind of outfit!"
James, sweetie, one word…Cher.
Yes, but the outfits balanced that out. And she was her most draggiest (made that shit up) during her, "Turn Back Time" phase.
Cher gets a "get out of jail card" with the gays anyways. As long as everything is adequately covered in nylon and sequins she's in the clear.
What would beth ditto do?
qc: I'm not sure, but I really hope it doesn't involve her wearing the above outfit.
james_boston: When I was maybe 6 or 7 my best friend and I choregraphed and entire "review" to Donna Summers Bad Girls, most of the Album not just the one song, and we showed this off to my parents and their friends at a party they hosted. I'm not sure they were ready for our "Shauna Sands'daughters" make-up or the jr. hooker ensembles, but we thought we were hot stuff…toot toot hey beep beep.
Beth Ditto would actually wear something like that. She's one of the big girls that doesn't mind letting it all hang out (literally). Fortunately for her, she's got a killer voice. Therefore, I think most people are willing to overlook any silver spandex ensemble she puts on.