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It used to be a man could get his kicks mainlining speedballs until he was puking on the strippers, but then we let the PC liberals into office, and they promptly closed the Fun Store and opened rehab in its place. Now all that's left is hair bleach and virgin daiquiris. Oh, Robert Downey Jr! The glimmer in your eye is gone, friend.

After the jump, more sober fun with Blondie.

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Sep 12, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 16 Responses
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  • Comments (16)

    No. 1 sar says:

    He lost his edge when he started doing the gay impressions all the time. Although I confess to enjoying the Woodard/Sedgwick portions of Heart and Souls.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    No. 2 jujubees says:

    Now he really is less than zero.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    No. 3 Kitchy says:

    Shocker. Downey looks stupid.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    No. 4 evil twin says:

    He doesn't just look it, I'm afraid.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    No. 5 Marie says:

    For shame! The only excuse for someone's hair looking that stupid should be, "I did it when I was drunk/high/blacked out."

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    No. 6 deimos says:

    that face fuzz makes his mouth look like a stripper's crotch.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    No. 7 jujubees says:

    There is a lot of crotches in the news this week.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    No. 8 evil twin says:

    Jiminy Christmas, deimos, I just had lunch.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    No. 9 bystander says:

    What a nob

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    No. 10 deimos says:

    sorry evil ;)

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    No. 11 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    What happened to Chaplin? He looks like John Schneider. Where's the General Lee? This is so confusing.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    No. 12 Marie says:

    BB&B, that is NOT John Schneider! Not that I have a strangely inappropriate crush on Bo Duke or anything…

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    No. 13 jujubees says:

    Oh reallllyyyy, do tell.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    No. 14 evil twin says:

    I hate to even say this, but I saw this "new" look RDJ on E! last night, and before they said who it was, I thought Brad Pitt was dressed up all goofy to joke around with Clooney. Clooney was just in a previous clip saying how ugly Brad was up close. Hey, it seemed logical at the time.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    No. 15 g.knee.o says:

    i'm hoping it's for his new movie Tropic Thunder, i think they just started filming recently. He looks awesome in all the Iron Man pics.

    Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    No. 16 skib1734 says:

    eh, with the hair…i need to know where i can get her dress please, anybody?!

    Posted: Sep 13, 2007 at 1:13 pm
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