Holiday Death Wish
An excerpt from the Observer's Chris Crocker interview:
If you could bring a celeb back from the dead, who would it be, and why?
I would bring back John Holmes so that he could fuck me. That dick was too pretty.
John Holmes died of AIDS!
Also: Crocker's mother had him when she was 14, he has an eighth grade education and he believes 9/11 was an "inside job."
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Oh brother. After reading this I think there is only one place that would be appropriate to kill him.
Why are people even interviewing him?
In the face juju?
can we please put a ban on this douchebag? chris crocker is not even worthy of our ridicule.
Won't work deimos… Cord promised us there'd be no more AC and I got smacked in the face with her again today.
AC always brings so much hate to mollygood, she is a terrible thing to talk about so early in the morning…or anytime for that matter.
HEY CORD! I was gonna let it slide but since you DID bring AC back…
"Also: Crocker’s mother had him when she was 14, he has an eight grade education"
Shouldn't that be eighth?
only cord could drive a hippie to a revenge post. ;)
This is true, SM. An education that involved 8 grades would be a 7th grade education, assuming he attended kindergarten.
So…Can we assume that Chris is voting for Huckabee?
I find absolutely none of that information surprising in the least. Of course, I don't find it relevant either except to remind myself that my life really COULD be worse. Hooray for high school!
That's right sugar mag. He should be killed twice in the face. Once for that time I had to see his mangina and the second for being such a douchehat.
Dear Cord:
Thank you.
Merry Christmas :)
He says shit like this because it's the only way people would pay attention to him. People who actually think he's cute or special or whatever want him to say things like this. What would his "followers" say if he actually said something articulate such as Nikola Tesla or Ralph Waldo Emerson? He'd lose points for being smart. He only knows and acknowledges that which makes people look at him (or her).
blah, I really think you're giving this kid too much credit.
He says shit like this BECAUSE he has the educational mindset of a 13 year old girl. Those bitches love Britney. And John Holmes. Cuz, you know…bad boys are so hot right now.
The future of Lynn Spears' grandchildren. Nice!
Perhaps I am. He likely never bothered to learn about anything else because he found a gimmick that worked and decided to stick with it. Putting that info out there about his mom is pretty irrelevant. It doesn't really matter what his mother did with her life, he had a choice to stay that ignorant.
please tell me you didn't think this Chris fool was some type of genius
"John Holmes died of AIDS!"
What's your point? We can't have fantasies about HIV positive people? POZ guys should never fuck? Hello! Have you not heard of condoms?!
Testing…1,2,3, testing!
Hello Hags! It's been too long…I wasn't able to log on to Mollygood for a good week and a half…I just got a blank page when I tried. After that first week and a half, I was suddenly able to load Mollygood but couldn't leave any comments. Once again I would be re-directed to a blank page. What's going on? Cord, if you see this, can you let me know if this has happened to others or if it's just me?
Missed y'all long time! However, I did not miss stories about the devil's disciple known as Chris "I'm soooooo gay" Crocker.
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES! Welcome back sweetie!
We were starting to worry about you J_B!!!!!!
james!!!!! You're alive. I missed you.
*sniff*