Would you like some cheese with that whine?
In news that is surely devastating to 13-year-old boys everywhere, Kim Kardashian announced that she plans to lose weight in her butt. Evidently Kim has grown weary of the constant media attention that surrounds her rear: "I'm just so over it! When you're posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, 'Turn around! Turn around!' — it gets a little offensive."
Fair enough, Kim, but then how will you stay in the spotlight? It's not like you ever do anything worthy of celebrity, unless you count that sex tape. The only reason anybody knows who you are is because of your famous ass, so you might want to reconsider your plans to tone it down.
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Go talk to Jennifer Lopez and find out what she did. When paparazzi tell you to turn around, it IS offensive. But, you put yourself in that place.
You can lose weight in just your butt? Since when? oh. Plastic surgery.
What the cock? Doesn't she pose in the most obnoxious ways to show off her ass?
Fucking lies, man.
Look, she's already losing fame! The last 2 letters have dissapeared on her MG tag. Not long until her name is completely forgotten. Yay.
Exactly, Kate.
You don't get to choose where you lose weight, right?
Ilnazhad I'm pretty sure that just means she has to play Jonny B Goode at the fish under the sea dance, ASAP.
It's sad when duos break up. Martin and Lewis, Abbot and Costello, Paris and Tinkerbell, Cheney and his soul. They never realize that on their own they may be OK, but it's when they are together that they are great.
Has Kim truly stopped to ponder who she is, if not a giant ass?
Whitney fixed it. =(
Getting a submuscular booty implant removed must hurt like nothing else.
You and Samwell both, sister.
so she's getting the assplants taken out, then?
noted.