How ’bout a big Bronx cheer for Kim Kardashian, whose famous ass is not, as many believe, full of silicone, but deceit!
Although Kardashian claims to have been burgled of over $50,000 worth of goods at JFK, the Armenian star of both hard and soft pornography has not notified any authoritative bodies with jurisdiction over the airport, including Port Authority police and the NYPD. And the Queens district attorney “has [no] report of a theft.”
Officials suspect the whole thing is a sham for publicity. That is different from “this is officially a sham for publicity,” but not by much. Go back to LA, liar!
To bad they didn’t steal her makeup bag.
Maybe she has hired some Armenian mobster to help; the NYPD is very busy shooting people with hairbrushes. Can we talk about Sufjan Stevens, is he Armenian?
Will someone tell that “ass” clown you’re supposed to wear a dress OVER your Spanx????
EVERYTHING this whore does is a publicity stunt.
somebody should run up behind kim and shoot her ass full of that lipo-dissolve stuff and watch her “assets” melt away.
Haha! You masturbate to her!
Oh, Kim. Your way too late on this. Lindsay already did this. But she did it better and with a Hermes bag. What did Kim have, A Louis Vuitton? So predictible.
Beware the giant ass of deceit.
Deceit rears its ugly ass.
Kim a very beautiful girl! You all are just ugly, jealous byatches, who can’t stand a beautiful girl succeeding in this ugly world.
Assuming the definition of “success” is “famous for having a sex tape and a big ass.”
Funny that you define “success in this ugly world” as being a urinal in a porno. If that’s success, what, exactly, is failure?
yeah, allie. you caught us. we ARE all just jealous of kim. why won’t anyone piss on MY face?
“If that???s success, what, exactly, is failure?”
Being the urinator.