Contrary to early speculation, Paris Hilton will not be a participant in Donald Trump's newest foray into prime time mediocrity, Celebrity Apprentice. Contrary to good taste, the show will go on. Beyond the jump, the participants.
They contestants are Omarosa, Lennox Lewis, Tito Ortiz, Gene Simmons, Stephen Baldwin, Carol Alt, Vincent Pastore, John Cena and Marilu Henner. Celebrities, all of them! Also, sorry, but this season won't include the executions of losing players. They'll only be forced to pack their bags and head home. For many of them, it's a fate worse than death.
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Tito Ortiz for the win!!
Who cares about that dumb show - let's talk about that doggie! If Ellen's dog looked like this I could see fighting over him. That is a one awesomely styled pup, just like panda dog!
That dog looks very similar to my dog, Webster!
I can't believe Omarosa is still touting herself as a celebrity! If everyone who behaved like such a witch were given celebrity status then we'd have a lot more celebrities! My opinion of The Donald being an idiot was never more true, than now.
That dog looks very similar to my dog, Webster! What a cutie!
I can't believe Omarosa is still touting herself as a celebrity! If everyone who behaved like such a witch were given celebrity status then we'd have a lot more celebrities! My opinion of The Donald being an idiot was never more true, than now.
Oh Vincent Pastore, first it was Celebrity Fit Club, and then you almost did Dancing with The Stars…now this? I never thought you'd stoop so low, oh wait, what am I saying, you are a washed up has been, typecast, wife beater. I totally expected this from you. My bad.
And in other news, Isla Fischer had her baby.
what exactly is the prize this year? i mean am i supposed to believe that marilu henner or tito ortiz are able to run one of trump's businesses? what a bunch of assholes, especially trump! i hope the whole production is engulfed in a massive terrorist attack!
I love Marilu Henner!
Didn't that omarosa beyotch already get a chance?
"Nardo, CFO"
fuck yeah!
That dog looks like he owns many things and would understand real beauty.
Ha! Priceless Juje. Fucking priceless.
Juju… your last comment is just one of the many reasons why I want to be just like you if I grow up! :)
Juju - I thought it and then you said it. You're amazing. Like a magical negro.
What a sad, sad group of "contestants." My money is on Gene Simmons. I'm been unfortunate enough to see his reality show a couple times. He's ALWAYS on the phone trying to get business done.
p.s. Seriously, Omarosa? You didn't win with "real" business people, so you're trying to out play E-list celebrities? Pathetic!
y'all better not be using my trademarked phrase "magical negro" incorrectly!!!!! magical negroism has nothing to do with telepathy…it's root meaning has to do with helping white people with trivial problems like a broken nail and ignoring your own, like lynchings, racism, slavery, etc…
Everyone is gone to their things they have to do.
I'll turn out the lights.
I'm so s.l.o.w. I just noticed the slight combover on the dogs fur, which looks so much better than Donald's. Maybe the dogs groomer can help The Donald!
james_boston: I think the magical thing about The Legend of Bagger Vance is that it didn't get someone's ass kicked. If the book had been written 100 years ago it could be seen as socially progressive, but seriously, you'd think it just wouldn't go down in this day and age.
i think the "green mile" is as fantastic a magical negro book/movie as "the legend of bagger vance". that was written by stephen king in the 90's…what's his excuse? the real question about "bagger vance" the movie is, since will smith was already the biggest movie star in hollywood when he made it, cashing $20 mil per movie checks, why did he do it? can't he read? if he can what the hell was he thinking…i keep hearing he leans republican so maybe he believes he should be kept in his place. idiot.