'You Know That Life Is Not a Cartoon, Right?'

Because we know how much you've missed the crotch-smashing, barfy antics of the on-hiatus Jackass crew, here's the stunt responsible for Johnny Knoxville's torn urethra and subsequent bloodied underwear.

After the jump, the potentially NSFW image of Knoxville's gory long johns and his explanation of the injury.

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Feb 21, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 6 Responses
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  • Comments (6)

    No. 1 kerryberry says:

    At least he might now be infertile.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    No. 2 rainbowfish says:

    oh my gosh. the gene pool just thinned itself out a little bit.

    we don't need him reproducing anyway.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    No. 3 Angie says:

    that's got to hurt :(

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    No. 4 EsquaredMom says:

    Darwinism at it's finest.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    No. 5 ilnazhad says:

    That just made my penis hurt. I don't have a penis.

    Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    No. 6 Mr. T says:

    Well said EsquaredMom! Well said indeed!

    Posted: Feb 23, 2008 at 8:02 am
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