yeah and Im a virgin. even though I pee'd out a 8.3 lb baby.

I had 4 immaculate conceptions. Oh shit, did you just hear thunder?

*takes 3 steps back away from love, juju and lenny*

I'm not with them right now Big Guy.

traitor

what happened to all Hags stand together?

I'll stand right there beside you until the lightening strikes. Some one has to stay alive and take of the HHfC!

I know. You have forsaken me. If you would just trust in Rumple. Is that brimstone outside?

Have I ever said how much I hate hippies (well, mostly new hippies, not the originals)? Well, that hate is surpassed by the loathing I feel for new agers, with their "spirituality" and crystals. Anyways, new age morality is more annoying than an unreachable back itch.

Now to cheat he has to use his left

hand

Oh, Lisa, I am with you on that. I meet quite a few of those people when I take yoga classes. They always smell funny when they sweat. I'm not sure what herbs they are ingesting but the rest of us don't want to smell what your stepping in.

I’m looking at the big picture.
uh…and what do you see? Is it one of those three d thingamabobs that you have to stare at all day and then the dolphin pops out?

I love how he is basically saying, "I am lacking so much self control, that I need to foreswear sex so as not to addle my brain. Otherwise I am all impulse and sex overpowers any sense or discernment I may have. Basically, I am so narrow focused that I can't have sex and pursue a relationship at the same time." I bet he can't pat his head and rub his belly at the same time, either.

I guess we could also congratulate him for being so self aware or his habit of letting his penis think for him?

juju, I could never forsake you but I'm thinkinig of the children.

Where I’m at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that’s the way it’s going to be. I’m looking at the big picture.

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey

It sounds like a bunch of new-age bullshit. If he just came out and said, "I'm not going to sleep with a woman unless I want a serious relationship with her", I think everyone would be ok with it. However, the crystals, hemp and patchouli are rampant throughout that statement of his.

You won't sleep with me, Lenny? I'm a Victoria Secret model. Dude, you just tripped me out ,man. That's just not groovy.

You are right sugar. We can't have the celebuspawn combusting.