It's Not World Peace

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Ashley Youmans, aka Ashley Alexandra Dupré the fledgling chanteuse, aka Kristen of the Emperor's Club prostitution ring, aka the worst decision Eliot Spitzer ever made, is not a foolish call girl. She knows you gotta strike while the iron's hot, so that's why, yesterday, she debuted a new song on the Internets, despite currently being involved in one of the biggest scandals in the nation. (Nevermind that everyone's calling her a whore, maybe those puritans like to dance!)

Kristen's latest track is called "Move Ya Body," and, for just 98 cents, it can be yours—totally worth it as far as ironic downloads go. A sampling of the lyrics: "If you wanna take me out after the club/ You gotta do it right, baby, show me some love/ Sex, money, drugs is what I'm all about…" Good for her. Two out of three ain't bad, Eliot.

Mar 14, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 41 Responses
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    No. 1 Danielle says:

    It's fascinating how just a few years ago something like this would have destroyed this girl (look at how we made fun of and ultimately shamed Monica Lewinski), but nowadays, scandal is necessary to make you a part of pop culture history. Radio stations are getting calls from people who want to hear her music (as crappy and generic as it is); people are inviting her to parties and for media opportunities. All this, and she doesn't even have a sex tape (oops, she'll probably release THAT tomorrow!)

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 8:43 am
    No. 2 jbonz says:

    Can Kim Kardashian claim any more legitimacy than this whore does?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 9:35 am
    No. 3 chelsea says:

    AND JUST THINK NO COLLEGE DEGREE. IMAGINE HOW MUCH MONEY SHE WOULD MAKE IF SHE WENT TO COLLEGE.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 9:43 am
    No. 4 queencrone says:

    Why is she rocking the Nixon hand signs? Does she have a song called "I am not a crook"? I don't get it.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 10:00 am
    No. 5 Sugar Magnolia says:

    98 cents vs. $4500? Both overpriced.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 10:02 am
    No. 6 chelsea says:

    OVERPRICED BY A MILE

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 10:20 am
    No. 7 ManBearPig says:

    Ha! I totally see it, queencrone, but she has that gross pouty fase, too.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 10:24 am
    No. 8 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    Why pay 98 cents when I can puncture my eardrum for free?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 10:57 am
    No. 9 chelsea says:

    And to think she is already rich from that crap, in one or two days. Unbelievable!ITS AMAZING HOW FAST SOMEONES LIFE CAN CHANGE.To the good or to the bad.SPITZER on top of world one day the next she gets rich from the same event.INCREIBLE

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 11:14 am
    No. 10 ilnazhad says:

    Apparently, calling a prostitue a whore means you are a puritan.
    It's important to have empathy for sex workers, but this woman is desperate for cash because of her obssesion with cash, not desperate for cash because she can't fulfill her basic needs.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 11:17 am
    No. 11 chelsea says:

    Her obssesion is now a reality.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 11:26 am
    No. 12 chelsea says:

    She's not that pretty. She's no dog but for $4500 I would think you could get fabulous, breath taking beauty not just ok

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 11:33 am
    No. 13 Blue Canary says:

    Granted, $4500 is overpriced. But didn't we already establish that part of the reason the fee was $4500 was because she was willing to do things that were "unsafe"?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 11:42 am
    No. 14 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    I thought it was because everything is more expensive in NYC.

    Zing!

    Anyways, that is what I was saying the other day - there are buttloads of girls who look like that in NYC (and would be willing to take a buttlo…nevermind, too early) FOR FREE! Couldn't he have a legal affair like every other politician?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 11:51 am
    No. 15 chelsea says:

    I would not think $4500 the going rate for butt.
    Whats that by the pound

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    No. 16 chelsea says:

    Plus men are visual

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    No. 17 m says:

    The home she left was shown on the news — it's a mansion. The abuse she ran away from home for? She destroyed her stepfather's car, and he refused to give her another one. She's just another spoiled brat who thinks she's too good for an honest day's work. I'm sick of her face already.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    No. 18 SnackySmores says:

    Some people would rather take it in the ass than flip burgers I guess.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    No. 19 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    It's better for your skin, anyhow.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    No. 20 SnackySmores says:

    No doubt, Lisa. And Maybe your eyesight too, because if I had to screw that Spitzer guy I'd wouldn't want to look at him. I bet he has an awful "o" face.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    No. 21 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    I am horribly scarred by that last comment. Horribly, awfully scarred.

    Maybe the pic is a shout out to her girl "22s" from ANTM casting?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    No. 22 Blue Canary says:

    Snacky, thank you for making me imagine Spitzie's o-face after my lunch, causing me to vomit all over my desk.

    Can I get some Clorox wipes over here?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    No. 23 chelsea says:

    I do feel sorry for the children . They are getting made fun of as we type.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    No. 24 SnackySmores says:

    Yikes!! I'm going to apologize to everyone for my comment. I will refrain from mentioning "o" faces in the future.

    B.C., I actually have some Clorox wipes in my desk, do you prefer Lemon or Orange scent?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    No. 25 chelsea says:

    He told his wife that someday he was going to wear the EMPERORS CLOTHES (with out his rubbers).Little did she know he was telling the truth.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    No. 26 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    Good thing I haven't had lunch yet - it is like a custom e-diet, Snacks.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    No. 27 Sugar Magnolia says:

    BC: Regarding $4500 for "unsafe" sex. I know a butt load (sorry) of chick's who have done that for a Heineken.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    No. 28 Blue Canary says:

    Are we sure it was the butt secks?

    Snacky: Orange, please. The scent will complement my Purell with aloe.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    No. 29 SnackySmores says:

    I really didn't mean to traumatize anyone. If I could, I'd use my new slingshot to send you all cookies.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    No. 30 SnackySmores says:

    BC, good choice! There is some kind of mutant flu flying around at my work right now. Also, I didn't know Purell made a sanitizer with aloe, I was ripped off.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    No. 31 Blue Canary says:

    And it's not "o" faces in general, just creepy middle-aged men's o faces. Having sex with prostitutes. Prostitutes near the age of their spawn. ::shiver::

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    No. 32 Blue Canary says:

    Purell with aloe is green, and doesn't smell like pure rubbing alcohol the way regular Purell does. At first it smells like Aqua Net hairspray, and then once you have it on, it smells pleasant.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm
    No. 33 SnackySmores says:

    Okay, so only hot people "o" faces in the future. I will remember that.
    I'm going to have to find some of that green purell. Someone came into my office today and told me it smelled like a hospital.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    No. 34 46n2 says:

    I'm wondering why she hasn't been arrested for admitted prostitution. Shouldn't Spitzer and her both be in jail for breaking the law?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    No. 35 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    Nah, admissions, not under oath (there are exceptions) are inadmissable in court as hearsay. They can't compel her to say anything on the stand either (hello 5th!). My guess is that they are waiting for some more evidence.

    Dun Dun! (L&O sound)

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    No. 36 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    Snacks, you need the Duane Reade hand Sanitizer (clear). It smells like gin, but then lemon pledge. Bonus: you can drink gin at work and blame it on the sanitizer. Except I hate gin, so sucks for me.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    No. 37 SnackySmores says:

    Lisa, thanks for the info, I will have to develop a taste for gin, which will be hard because I don't like it either. Too bad they don't make one that smells like Jack Daniels.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    No. 38 blah says:

    I'm wondering what they are going to charge her with. I think she will make a plea deal regarding the prostitution, but what about a little thing called tax evasion? After all, tax evasion is what brought down Heidi Fleiss. No one charged her with prositution or running a brothel; they got her for not paying her taxes.

    I don't know of too many 22 year olds that can afford a condo for $11K a month. I'd like to know how long she's been doing this. She lied about her age and said she was two years older than what she really is; was she an underage prostitute or did she do it just to make the clients feel more at ease?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    No. 39 heather hoosier says:

    whhhhheeewwww…
    u people r pretty fuckin stupid…huh…
    stupid ass fucks…

    Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 11:32 am
    No. 40 maria says:

    nice try heather hoosier.

    Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    No. 41 janice says:

    Isn't stupid ass fucks the name of a new age folk band?

    Posted: Mar 16, 2008 at 1:18 am
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