Further proving the theory that most people successful in traditional media are like monkeys faced with calculus when it comes to the Internet, Ashton Kutcher, actor and reality show producer, and his production company, Katalyst Media, give us Blah Girls.
Part gossip blog, part episodic comedy program, Blah Girls attempts to dally in the difficult position between mocking celebrity culture and heralding it. In the videos, the Girls prattle on about Hollywood rumors while frequently interjecting the conversation with crude jokes; in the blog, the Girls attach one-liners to famous photos of the day; and oh how terrible it all is.
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why can't he just punk everyone? all the time. don't do annnnyyyything else ashton cause punkin is YOUR game. out of celebrities? punk regular people! babies! turtles!
oh my sweet christ. What is the target demo for this site?
On "Ask a question", this is what I got back (tiny voices jumping out of my speakers):
Q: What is the point of this website?"
A: I don't feel comfortable answering that
Q: What is the purpose of this site?
A: Uggs!
Q: Who is your target demographic?
A: Consult his Facebook wall and try again later
Q: Which one of you is a virgin?
A: Relationships are like skinny jeans. Sometimes you have to starve yourself to be in them
Q: Are you lesbians together?
A: When life gives you lemons, use the juice for natural highlights and save money at the salon
Q: Are my boobs too small?
A: Fo Sho
Nice product placement in the bios, by the way.
OMG the Blah Blah girls are just like the Cheetah girls, only they can't sing (I think). They should totally have the Jonas brothers on the show. That would be SOOO awsome and the ratings would skyrocket. Not that they wouldn't 'cause Ashton is a true Hollywood mogul that turns everything he touches into gold. You better watch out, Steven Speilberg! Too bad Ashton can't have A listers Heidi and Spencer on, but they are just way too out of even his league!
Is this for little girls? I am totally confused. There's even a little bitchy gay character who told me my smile was my best feature - unless of course I have jacked up teeth.
I'm all for anything that seems specifically designed to give pre-teen girls an image complex.
Who died and left Ashton Kutcher in charge of anything at all that he does? And why do people still allow him do the things that he does?
I don't think his company is any different than Ryan Seacrest's, who produced Denise Richards COLON It's Canceled for chrissakes. Churning em out, hoping to hit the next big thing. Someone's gotta keep Demi in Nepalese foreskin serum, and I don't think Rumer's chin can cut it alone with it's part time job at Ruby Tuesday's.
I'm suing for name infringement.
Well. He did play a good one-horned deer.
And blah, you were the first thing I thought of when I first read this.
i'm glad you mentioned it blah. i called bullshit already…. i had to leave a message. bullshit always screens when i call.