These clothes make me dizzy.

So I guess Gwen's not in favour of the ban on super-skinny models? Nope… guess not.

They are just kinda ugly. You could find them at a thrift store (or will).

That's true… explains why I think of the smell of my local Value Village when I look at these pics. That black and white jacket would be a steal for $6.99! And you could easily lengthen the sleeves so it fit properly!

"You are getting sleepy, sleeeeeepy. You will like my shitty music, like my shiiiity muuuuuuuusic."

I think Target should sue her ass…and Japan.

Japan should sue Gwen, or Target should sue Gwen and Japan?

gwens clothes are so new and original

looking at this crap, im on forever 21's side. they didnt steal her ideas, anyone could "come up" wiht this crap.. accidently and at the same time.

I want to see one big court battle on Judge Judy. Japan would probably win and Target would have to pay royalties. I hope she sends Gwen to prison for copyright infringement…but Gwen would just have Akon drive up in an SUV and bust her out. Not sweet…

'…if I could escape, and recreate a place that's my own world.' That is stuck in my head now. There should be some kind of mental Valtrex that gets persistent and irritating songs like that one out of one's brain, quick smart.

If Akon isn't around - like say he's busy dry humping a teenager or something - maybe the Harajuku Girls can bust her out. She still owns them, right?

Akon dry humping ROFLROFLROFL….

Yeah…Akon is a busy guy…after the humpin' he probably has an appointment to toss some kids around. And yes seyour, those girls are bought and paid for. She has a clear title on each one. A friend of mine notarized all of them…true story…

This looks like an art school student's sophomore thesis.

This looks like an fashion school student's sophomore thesis.

haha it posted my typo… last comment on this i swear!

It's actual a very relaxing pastime, tossing kids around as if they were shot puts, don't knock it 'til you try it. It really helps one wind down from a long day of dry-humping.

It is nice to know the Harijuku Girls have been notarised, when buying people - for the sake of exploiting their cultures - one must do things properly, there is a protocol, you know (somebody would do good to let Madonna know that).

forever 21 would never touch HKS or LAMB

(Here's me with the big words and the sarcasm that is a sure sign I spend just about the right about of time at Mollygood yet I spelt Harajuku wrong ooops, sorry, etc.)

lol

sar! Are you trying for the coveted title of Most Groundlessly Certain for The Commies next week?

Gwen's legs are way too fat to be on the same stage as her clothing line.

who me? no no i'd never say i deserve to win. but of course all my friends say i do. and i have been told i've been groundlessly certain on many occasions. but i'd be happy just to be comment number 18.

Ohhhhh Lisa you're bad. Those model's legs are like my frickin wrists people. DRINK SOME EXTRA FAT TOMBA LADIES!!!

Lisa you're going to send her "eating disorder" into overdrive with that comment. Gwen doesn't have "skinny bones" like those girls do. She should just be happy with her chunky legs…they can always be photoshoped in magazines and digitally enhanced in videos.

Gwen already has enough of a complex trying to keep Gavin away from that old tranny, Marilyn.

ET, I think you just put the girl in therapy…life long therapy.

I bet all her models whisper behind her back. Things like "thunder thighs" and "I thought brontosaurus-es were extinct? Oh, it's Gwen," and "if I were stranded on an island i would bring Gwen. We could make her walk and start a fire."

I think it should pain her a little more to know that Marilyn is prettier than she is, even 25 years after his/her heyday.

You guys just upped it to suicide watch. We can Owen talk her down.

Maybe over drinks?

certianly not over dinner.

Too many trips to the toilet…

ZING! ZING! AND MORE ZING!
Get Luke involved he's bound to be up for a drink and will probably have some recommendations for a good Merlot, Rjoja, Scotch, etc.

lol

This is getting weird. I just reread my "We can Owen talk her down" statement. I topped myself in "crypticness" there. Reminds me of "I anything can't do right since because pickles."

hahaha

Nice to see she put headphones on the kid. No hat or sunglasses to keep the cancer at bay, but at least he'll be able to hear Mama's latest and "greatest."

I wonder where she keeps the Harijuku girls when they are not in use? Maybe in the basement with Cillian??

umm cillian is in MY basement. Only becuase its hotter with him agaisnt a stone wall than say, the bed.

OMG ladies you farking CRACK ME UP!!!!!

How old is Gwen now?! Sixteen?! She should've left walking the runway to the sixteen-year olds–Not to WANNABE teens like herself.