God, I hope this is a poorly played joke on Harvards part. Maybe they are using her as a shining example of what not to be, less you have the nation waiting for you to get another DUI.

Its not exactly a prestigious award. Its a humour magazine, not an honorary doctorate (she's recieving). Big deal. Moving along.

She's definitely one of the most lampoon-able celebrities around. I hope she helps them out by failing to realize this is not an honor and taking it all very seriously.

Being the bimbo she is she might think this is an Oscar LOL.

They might want to rethink this. If/when this blind item becomes public, I don't think they'll be too happy that they picked another Michael Vick as their recipient:

http://www.eonline.com/gossip/.....7006bb743a

You know, I'm an animal rights activist, but Ted Casawhateverhisnameis's smug writing style almost makes me not care. This is really bothering me because stories about the abuse of animals, children, or the elderly generally flip me into irrationally angry avenging angel mode. Yet this twat tells me about it and I want to kill him in the face BEFORE I get my shitkickers on.

Cord, thank you for not being him.

I'm a Bostonian, and I can tell you that Hilton is a much disrespected joke here. Lampoon is a student comic publication, and the biggest joke this year is Hilton. She is the biggest a$$hole around.

I prefer to think of it as a joke. The honor is less an honor as it is a dick slap to the face. Just insert slut for woman and you have the right award.

Also, that blind item could easily be Britney. They both have dissapearing pets.

Paris has been outed as "Slurpa Pop Off" in other BI's. It's her.