And Cloris Leachman Curses
Last night was the first time I sat through Dancing With the Stars, and let me tell you: American Idol it is not. I could watch Ryan Seacrest lead me through that nonsense five nights a week, but I can't imagine watching this ballroom competition on a regular basis for the next few months. The only thing keeping me around is the promise of future husband Lance Bass, who is also being wooed by his partner, So You Think You Can Dance alum Lacey Schwimmer. After dancing the cha cha, she confesses that she once believed Lance would marry her. Pshh, please.
And after the jump, my second favorite contestant, Cloris Leachman. Who knew the 82-year-old would inject some life into this drag of a program?
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wow. she steals the show… also shes really hot. i hope that hot (physically, mentally) when im 83.
ill probably have alzhiemers, so atleast ill think i am
She was also great on the Bob Saget roast.
Whittle, sweetie, sit down. I have something to say and you probably won't like hearing it, but know that I'm telling you for your own good and there will be ice cream afterward. OK, here it goes. Lance Bass is gay. It's true. I'm sorry. I know it hurts, but chin up little buckaroo. Now, strawberry or cookies and cream?
@ Lily the Pink
Poor widdle Wittle! :)
Lily, don't be so smart and whatnot. There's no IN MAGAZINE. Maybe Lance is just waiting for the right time to go in.
Whitney - DWTS will grow on you, that is a promise I will make to you. Especially if Maksim (aka Maks) stays on for a while. He is yummy and may make you forget about Lance.
I may start to have a girl crush on Lance's partner. I have always wanted to be a kick-ass dancer all funky style. My kids are going to be so embarrassed by me as they get older. Trust.
sar: I smell niche market! We can make a fortune writing about confused bisexuals, at least until they figure things out. Lindsay Lohan alone should keep us in champagne and limos.
I'll admit it. I love that show. I'm not a big Lance fan (SORRRYYY Whitney!) but his partner - she's hot shit! I voted my little heart out for them! (my cell, husand's cell, home phone, tried to break into my neighbors house to use their phone, pay phone down the street, etc)