And Cloris Leachman Curses

Last night was the first time I sat through Dancing With the Stars, and let me tell you: American Idol it is not. I could watch Ryan Seacrest lead me through that nonsense five nights a week, but I can't imagine watching this ballroom competition on a regular basis for the next few months. The only thing keeping me around is the promise of future husband Lance Bass, who is also being wooed by his partner, So You Think You Can Dance alum Lacey Schwimmer. After dancing the cha cha, she confesses that she once believed Lance would marry her. Pshh, please.

And after the jump, my second favorite contestant, Cloris Leachman. Who knew the 82-year-old would inject some life into this drag of a program?

Sep 23, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 8 Responses
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Comments (8)

No. 1 April says:

wow. she steals the show… also shes really hot. i hope that hot (physically, mentally) when im 83.

ill probably have alzhiemers, so atleast ill think i am

Posted: Sep 23, 2008 at 3:49 pm
No. 2 Run-DMS says:

She was also great on the Bob Saget roast.

Posted: Sep 23, 2008 at 5:47 pm
No. 3 Lily the Pink says:

Whittle, sweetie, sit down. I have something to say and you probably won't like hearing it, but know that I'm telling you for your own good and there will be ice cream afterward. OK, here it goes. Lance Bass is gay. It's true. I'm sorry. I know it hurts, but chin up little buckaroo. Now, strawberry or cookies and cream?

Posted: Sep 23, 2008 at 6:14 pm
No. 4 Dee says:

@ Lily the Pink

Poor widdle Wittle! :)

Posted: Sep 23, 2008 at 8:43 pm
No. 5 sar says:

Lily, don't be so smart and whatnot. There's no IN MAGAZINE. Maybe Lance is just waiting for the right time to go in.

Posted: Sep 24, 2008 at 9:26 am
No. 6 payter says:

Whitney - DWTS will grow on you, that is a promise I will make to you. Especially if Maksim (aka Maks) stays on for a while. He is yummy and may make you forget about Lance.
I may start to have a girl crush on Lance's partner. I have always wanted to be a kick-ass dancer all funky style. My kids are going to be so embarrassed by me as they get older. Trust.

Posted: Sep 24, 2008 at 9:49 am
No. 7 Lily the Pink says:

sar: I smell niche market! We can make a fortune writing about confused bisexuals, at least until they figure things out. Lindsay Lohan alone should keep us in champagne and limos.

Posted: Sep 24, 2008 at 1:24 pm
No. 8 sprout says:

I'll admit it. I love that show. I'm not a big Lance fan (SORRRYYY Whitney!) but his partner - she's hot shit! I voted my little heart out for them! (my cell, husand's cell, home phone, tried to break into my neighbors house to use their phone, pay phone down the street, etc)

Posted: Sep 24, 2008 at 5:40 pm
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