Lane Garrison, whose love of fast automobiles is widely known, was just sentenced by an LA County judge to submit to diagnostic testing at with Department of Corrections. What's that mean? Here's the breakdown, courtesy of TMZ (who, of course, are having a shit fit the likes of which haven't been seen since Lohan got another dewey):
Garrison's lawyers, Richard Hutton and Harland Braun, have apparently asked the court for a "diagnostic." That means Garrison will be sent to a California prison for 90 days, where shrinks and others will determine if Garrison is a suitable candidate for probation.
If the judge goes along with the defense request, the smart money is that the shrinks will say Garrison is a suitable candidate for probation and the judge will agree. That would mean Garrison would serve 90 days.
Only 90 days for killing a kid? Why, had I known that…erm.
Exclusive Mollygood sources inside the courtroom say that though Garrison's case seems to be moving along in his favor, there was a minor kink in the works when, during testimony, Garrison shouted, "Yes they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"
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So… can non-celebrities request this same "evaluation"?
amazing…
the guy does a lame p.s.a. complete with crocodile tears- and the judge buys it
hook line and sinker
this is a bigger travesty than j-ho and paris combined
this is getting into oj territory on the scale of injustice
if you drive on coke and booze and KILL someone you should go to jail for more than 90 days
period
im not agreeing with the sentence.
i dont think they were crocodile tears. he has taken responsibility for his actions, the courts should do the same.
HE'S AN ACTOR
HE CAN CRY ON CUE
HE SHOULD GO TO JAIL AND MEET THE "REAL" INMATE THEY CALL TEABAG
Good call on that "miscarriage of justice" tag, for sure.
ps by the courts should do the same - i dont mean give him 90 days.
i mean give him a real sentence
LOL! You got me with that last sentence - my husband loves to shout out that line, and somehow it never gets old.