i'm really feelin' all those crosses.

do you think 4 constitutes underdressed? should i add another?

oh, THAT'S an attractive picture.

Aw, it's JV Jarred Leto.

Is Vegas that group of buildings in the desert?

Clark Griswald must be so disappointed.

Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh love's gonna bring you down
Oh suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Love's gonna bring you down

Say love
Say love
Oh love's gonna getcha down

O, April. So spot on. There is even a cross as jean patch on his knee. Sartorial tips from the stars, Criss Angel edition: 'You can never have too many crosses'.

How did they manage to pack so many douches and losers into one nightclub?

Strange that he probably spent twice as long (at least) getting his hair did as Brit. Yikes.

Thanks for the picture of the name of the hotel. Now I know where not to stay in LV.

To be fair, Marie, Britney's hair is attached to the hat.

Thanks for the name of the hotel. Now I know where Not to stay in LV.

BeA, the club is ruled by the iron fist of douchecracy. That's all you need to know.

C'mon. How do you guys know they all weren't sitting around discussing Tolstoy and Dostoevsky?

Because they were clearly discussing the art of hair maintenance and douchey red carpet poses.

i would love to see brit brit try and pronounce Dostoevsky, let alone discuss him.

First, that would have to be in her realm of contemplation. She's still sort of stuck at the "knees as boobs" evolutionary phase.

Ya know, like that Prussian guy, from Egypt or something. She uses his book to kill all the ants that accumulated on her taco bell burrito. She'll just clean that up with a Hermes scarf.

dust-oi-evski y'all, you know that book about s&m

I had a thought. Why doesn't Criss Angel just use his magic to make Britney's hair grow back? He's not so magical afterall.

Moreover, did anyone see "Last Holiday"? The above picture reminds me of Queen Latifah mugging for the camera as some sort of postmodern gangster's moll.

Why on earth does she seem to eat so many lollipops?!?

One word: painkillers.

rollin' "y'all pass me a water and glow stick"

I wonder if those are the hoodia diet lolipops? It's not working biatch. You also have to stop eating crap.

That pleated shower curtain she is working as a dress is NOT doing her any damn favors.

She must have gotten it in the last chance bin at Ross.

Crazy Brit! From the fire jump into the blazing furnace with tanks of propane taped on her.. bi-polar with Histronic personality disorder.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.....y_disorder

Is it just me or does she look like a blonder "cousin IT" ? With all the money she has why doesn't she just breakdown and admit she needs help with her makeup and hair?
No shame in asking for help now & then.

Not to mention the fetal alcohol syndrome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F.....l_syndrome

Because, angel, she's arrogant and stupid and thinks she knows better than everyone else, plus she's still surrounded by sycophants and yes men ;)