He is *such* an ass.

The Onion is awesome.

What can you expect from a man who thinks that HOO-RA is a type of Li'l Debbie Snack Cake?

Nothing he does can faze me after telling the Pope "Awesome speech, your holiness". Nothing.

i don't know what to say……….

killorn, that was so funny. (both your comment and the actual incident.)

the scary thing is he is probably going to do so much more damage in the next six months.

like bombing iran. oy vey.

say thank you for organizing our national security against a threat that planned numerous attacks on you and your loved ones, all of which have been thwarted.

Instant Asshole - Just Add Oil

Yes, things will be better when Obama brings pure comand to America.

Obama '08!

If I was that soldier I'd be a bit worried about what George is going to do with that fist…especially since I'm wearing white trousers.

Less than six months to go!

I've already got the party planned. Wait until you see the piñata…

And yes, Phil, I'll agree that I and all of my loved ones have been thwarted by this presidency. Thanks for the reminder.

poo: Can I bring the drinks? Once I stop laughing about your thwarted comment.

haha, what a stupid soldier cunt. Probably a rich white preppy boy from West Point who thinks the military's so exciting and glorious.

fuck Bush and fuck the military

did broomstick really say "fuck the military???" i think broomstick needs to move out of the USA then, and go somewhere where people don't enjoy the pleasures of freedom thanks to OUR MILITARY!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

I just want him to go. Quietly. Him and his wife and Cheney and his whole F-Troop.

Broomstick is clearly vision impaired, as the young man pictured above is quite obviously an Air Force Academy cadet.

(I have pictures of my dad wearing the exact same uniform at his USAFA graduation in 1965, yo.)

I'm not sayin'. I'm just sayin'.

I think Jenn needs to step back a bit and realise that very possibly Broomstick has suffered at the hands of the military.

And everyone in the whole entire world could do with reading up on writings by Ghandi.

There is absolutely no need for all this violence, ever.

broomstick-
The military does there JOB! You know the same as how you get up and do your job as an ASSHOLE!
Go fuck yourself!

Sorry HMS, we will never be rid of the Cheney monster. As soon as the the new president is sworn in Cheney is going to escape into the ventilation system. He will only come out at night long enough to crank call Iran and to drag an intern back to his lair to feed on.

ok, so you all realize that the onion print fictitious news and that photo is not real but photoshopped albeit hilarious…