They get paid a LOT more than I do, but I think of my job as a commenter at Mollygood as a labor of love anyway. That's why I put in so many hours. :-)

AND they make more than Iraqi soldiers! But don't remind Cord of that whole issue. He was really pissed off that we scored one for feminism that wonderful day. Oh, the memories.

more evil twin! the people demand more evil twin!

OOHHH ET! You beat me to it! (Glad you're back.)
Yep. That was one rip-snortin' good time.

the girls from the hills have more herpes and crabs than the rest of us but i don't see an article about that.

Commentator queen, then its a job! ;) (I'm determined we should be called this and not commenters)

Damn, thats a lot of waterproof mascara! (someone should take the hint)

Thank you for the promotion vagarious!

All of these hours that I put in daily have finally paid off.

You know, Cord, you got de-kidney-fied a while ago. Quick convalescing and get us some Commies ™. Preferably fried. With hot sauce.

You guys, this is totally unrelated to the topic, but I have a question for you seasoned comment-ors.

Are there some blacklisted words that Wordpress won't let through? Like "uterus?"

What's "The Hills"?

Oh. I guess "uterus" wasn't the one.

Anyway, I tried to post this one last night, like, 9 times, and it was just not happening. My other commies went through fine.

Are my Commie commies under surveillance?
Thoughts?

Ilnaz, I hope you find this… If you don't hear from me again, make sure people see this… tell them what happened…

I was wondering where you were Sarah.

I thought maybe you had a vacation day or you called in sick or something. I was starting to worry.

My righteous indignation is worth far more than $75k an episode. Also, do Spencer and Heidi get $65k combined or each? Because my righteous indignation tops out at $103k an episode, so . . .

QC, that's sweet! Actually all my days are vacation days now. I give thanks and praise to GW and the recession. Hooray!

Wait… was that a big fat downer? Sorry y'all. If it helps, um, gosh, I really really LOVE being unemployed. It's how I'm serving my country! Now I'll have more time to… VOTE. And make illegal IDs so I can vote multiple times. Ilnaz, I've got you if STM will take care of Run-dms.

Being unemployed sucks. I got laid off right after 9/11 and was out of work for almost six months. Had to move in with my boyfriend's parents and his juvenile delinquent 15 year old brother who used to steal from me. It sucks.

Best of luck on the job search, Sarah. If it helps, I got a much better job than the one I lost, and am making almost twice as much money. Keep your chin up.

Oh, my chin is very definitely, angrily up, sister. Thank you for the kind words.

I should say, though, that in my entire adult life I've never taken a sick day, and have only had one vacation. To get married. So, this really kind of IS a vacation. I'm just, you know, not getting paid.

That actually sounded even angrier than I feel… I'm actually pretty okay with it, for now.

Okay, no one is answering me about the Wordpress thing. Am I the only one this has happened to? Maybe it was just my computer… trying to censor me…

Wordpress sucks ass.

Yeah, I said it Wordpress, now what?

Sarah, the silver lining in that unemployment cloud is that we get to read your funny. I'm glad that your not wasting your funny in the break room with colleages or something. (See what I did there? I made it all about the greater good.) :-)

Well thank you, QC! Now I want to sleep with you all over again.

My colleagues never got me. If my place of employment were still up and running, I would print this out and shove it in their faces, all postal-like.

"See? See?" I would say. And THEN they'd respect me. If they weren't so busy looking for another job.

Maybe they didn't get me because of my saying things like "I want to sleep with you" whenever my skills were praised.

I never thought about that before just now.

Keep your chin up Sarah. My hubbie lost his Mortgage/Loan Officer job and is having a hard time finding anything. So as a part-time/stay at home mother, I get to enjoy his company A LOT. He is seriously messing with my schedule.

I just saw I called him Hubbie. I think I will call him that from now on.
Got nothing on Wordpress my friend.

That's right, Payter. My husband was with me all day and it was seriously messing with my Mollygood schedule. That's why QC thought I was dead. Sick, I mean. Or vacationing. Which I kind of was, actually.

Anyway, if you're okay with saying "hubbie," I will be saying "whatevs" a lot more. It's still a term that embarrasses me, but I really want to say it, and so I will, proudly.

Oh, and Uterus. Uterus, uterus, uterus.

sarah, you've been cracking me right up for about a week now. welcome to the hag fray. please leave all comments in the suggestion box.

oh, and tip your waitress.

oh yeah, wordpress is an asshole sometimes. i had some comedy gems this one time and that one time and a couple of times after that for a grand total of a few times, wordpress acted like a salty bitch and wouldn't post my comments.

and i hate when wordpress tells me to slow down b/c i'm posting too quickly. wordpress? you don't know me. i type fast, yo. STFU.

By the way, now that NO ONE IS LISTENING, WORDPRESS, I'm working up the nerve to re-write the post that is, apparently, blacklisted….

Dammit, STM! I thought no one was listening… now I'll never gain Wordpresses trust!

I tip my waitress a minimum of 10%, even for breakfast that arrives cold. And I always say, as soon as I sit down, "I will tip you a minimum of 10%. ARE WE UNDERSTOOD?"

I have a phobia of spit in my food.

Oh, and I didn't just say WORDPRESSES. I said "WORDPRESS'."

That is all.

wordpresses, wordpress.

potayto, potahto.

this is at least the second time this week you've misspelled something.

i may have to call the grammar police.

Noooo! I can't go back there. I CAN'T. And I WON'T. I'm missing four toenails because of them.

just the nails? or the entire toes? nails grow back. toes don't. unless you're a salamander. or a newt. or a toad. or one of those animals that can regenerate.

Oh, I regenerate, lady. Like you WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

re-heh-healy?

like what parts? if you say your lady parts, i think my mind might explode.

THEY ARE MY. LADY. PARTS.

BOOM!

there goes my mind.

where is my mind?

Sarah, if you are with us, click through to my blog and leave me a comment. i've a surprise for you.

Yay! I'm doin' it. Oooh, I hope it's good…

Okay. I did it. You know this means I'll be checking my email like a frantic stress-monger all day, though, right? So, you are responsible for my sanity now.

I'm just saying. I hope you can handle that.

Oh, also, STM, I was going to start singing various Pixies songs to you, because you said what you said. But I didn't, because I know how incredibly dork-like that would be, and how I would cringe and hate myself reading it again later (as I obsessively would.) So I didn't.

Do I get credit for that?

Back on topic…did anyone watch last night? I'm not sure why I watch…the main five girls are the most vapid people I've ever met. Lauren's date with Doug was hard watch…it was so boring. And everyone was so mean last night. The comment Lauren made to Stephanie in class was unnecessary and hurtful. She is one hateful woman.

Sarah
I was going to let you know last night that Wordpress was just jealous of your wit and therefore was messing with you, but due to the fact I simply MENTIONED you in my post - poof it was gone. What an ASS!!!
Glad to see he is over it today.

See, now I'm starting to feel like I may actually have to sit down and watch an episode of this stupid show. I've been fighting it all these years because I didn't want to feed the beast. WHY?! I just want to see if I can put my finger on what exactly it is about Spencer and Heidi that Milly finds so mind-numbingly awesome.

Good, Sarah! You say WHATEVS and be proud of it! I'll be abbreviating all my words in the most annoying manner possible so you still have miles to go to catch up with me. Soerry about the unemployment. Don't know if there's a Hallmark card for that but there's almost definitely something at someecards.com … I personally feel that job hunting is the single most depressing thing a human being can do. Good luck :-/

I love The Hills. Keep it going! They totally deserve it.

Yo to my peeps. Hubbie got laid off today, so I am drunk as shit. Sorry. But miss you all, you know who you are and what you did. Hags 4 life!!!

sorry, et! you want me to round up the posse? i've got extra knives for shankings. just point me in the right direction.