The Shills
Why is Lauren Conrad's new Entertainment Weekly cover so creepy? Could be because it's damn horrifying that people are still talking about these Hills snots. But it probably has more to do with Conrad's eyes – why so deer-in-headlights, you nut? – which don't pair well with the news that her new favorite activity is sitting at home, alone, and crying about the ugly pit her life's become.
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Perhaps the photographer asked. Or is that not witty enough? *shrugs*
Valley of the Dolls pops to mind when I look at this picture which, when you think about it, is exactly what the Hills reanimates on a weekly basis.
Oh boo hoo. Cry me a motherfucking river, you rich whiny bitch.
Mayhaps that photo was taken when the mythical LC sex tape was made. Her expression isn't because of the camera in front of her or the one pointed at her head. She is reacting to the placement of the third camera below her sunset strip, so to speak.
That is shittier art than the New Yorker cover. A real microscope? Is subtlety worth nothing anymore?
Anyway the first time I looked at it I thought it was supposed to be some kind of dermatology and plastic surgery statement. That machine is dangerously close to her face…I thought we were all going to be honest about this for once.
Wait, is it a camera? I'm undecided. If it's a camera I'm just giving up on life.
Wow. Someone get XMO some tomba juice, stat.
The pic reminds me of a Hitchcock film. Either way, I'm very sad that these idiots are now in commercials, on every damn magazine cover, and in my long-term memory.
How could she have possibly foreseen the well-hidden fact that when you are the star of a show revolving around your life and the people in it, everyone's going to try to be one of the people in your life! Guess what Bambi? They don't care about you; they care about being on TV. And when the cameras stop rolling, I'll bet no one really cares to be around your diva behavior.
Don't worry though, you're what… 20? Plenty of time to kick the cameramen out, tell MTV to f off, develop a personality, and get a real job.
Oh who am I kidding, this bitch will be on Celebrity Circus Fit Club with Dr. Drew in 10 years.
Does anyone else find it oh so funny it says Comic-Com right under her head?
Con, not com…damn fingers.
Damn. I was so hoping that was a huge cannon pointed towards her head. Cannon as in large gun type thing that would kill her DIRECTLY in the face, not cannon the camera.
very nice job, cooter
" . . . it’s damn horrifying that people are still talking about these Hills snots."
Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, Cord.
Too funny sar. I just gave you a "nice job" on another post. ***SYNC***
DIE already!!!