you had me at chainsaws cord.

I am so excited because tomorrow may possibly
be Denise15 day!!! I find her so amusing.
I'll check in a little early, around 2ish.
I hope she shows up.

Who is Riley Giles and why do I care about his (her?) mugshot?

Kitchy Riley is Wu-Tang's #1 fan!!!

Kitchy, Isn't he lohan's lastest?

he's letting lindsay ride his meat pole right now.

Oh. Him. Oh well, all is forgiven if he likes Wu Tang Clan, right?

1. Hey, hey, there, back away crazy eyes. That guy totally wants my vicodin. Over my cold dead body freaky eyes. One is big and one is small.

2. I can't help it, she's so cute.

3. Sorry, I fell asleep.

4. I'm glad I had my uterus ripped out when I did. apparently birth control is on the way out. Good luck with that ladies.

5. I fell asleep again, it must be the chlamydia I got from Mollygood.

6. Shut up crazy and just take your shirt off.

7. Stop rubbing the peen in the eye. IF it's crusty and smells like cheese, not good. Duh.

8. Hey, it reminds me of my days in detention.

On the upside, we may be wondering just what happened to Li Lo and what that smell coming from Riley's basment is soon.

Also, has anyone labled these two LiRi yet? You know it's inevitable.

Cord, what the hell? You point us to Charlottes asian baby and yet no asian jokes? You promised…

I fucking hate Sean Penn. The fact that he says he doesn't talk to anyone from Hollywood, but then decides to name his kid after JACK NICHOLSON and DENNIS HOPPER (ok, maybe Dennis didn't need to be capitalized, he isn't that good of an actor), sort of screams "hypocrite".

Jessica and Scarlett look like two women who've been told that they are pretty waaaay too many times.

I'm also looking forward to Denise15..I'm new to all this but I did notice she was a bitch last week.

damn…that riley has the hot homeless rent-boy look so many of us fags love down pat.

I named a turtle Bronchitis. But Bronchitis isn't an STD.

Bunnie counting as a celeb? Depends how you define it. Mollygood only deals with A-List to D-List. No offense Bunnie, but you're definitely in the second half of the alphabet. On the other hand, your blog is in wikipedia.

Hi cooter49, yes, Denise15 is a delicious bitch. For me it's like when a 5 year old tries to get smart with you. It's so funny!!! You know how they think they are so big and so smart. It's especially funny when the little ones put thier hands on their hips in the hopes of putting their foot down, then you suspend their ice cream priviliges, then they are sooo compliant. I just get a kick out of that.

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew… he looks exactly like my past neighbour who was insanely creeeeeepy. Ew Ew EW! PTSD coming back THANKS!

I think Denise15 (which is no doubt her age) is probably scared shitless to comment and is likely just reading the other comments. I would be scared it go toe to to with you people! ET, Juju, Kitchy, etc…. you people are too silver tounged for a 15 year old girl to deal with. Besides, she's probably watching the Hills and Gossip Girl, and has no time anymore.

It's Thursday! Bring on Denise15!

LMAO Queencrone!I have a 5 yr old and he can cop an attitude like my 9 yr old never could! I vote we call Linds & Riliey Lohley. Maybe Denise is incarcerated and that is her weekly hour for computer privileges.

hey! its thursday, do you think that Denise has computerlab today?

give denise15 hell for me guys. we're having a retirement party for a guy in my office today so i won't be able to play. i cry inside.

Here Denise15…..here Denise15. Come on now dont be scared.

This Riley fellow looks like the missing link.