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The Humane Society and Animal Fair magazine hosted a "Paws for Style" dog-fashion show last night in NYC, which sounded harmless enough until gossip started to spread about the backstage drama involving — who else? — The Hills' Lauren Conrad. Evidently Lauren, who was flown to NYC first-class by the Humane Society, was scheduled to close the fashion show featuring celebrities and socialites who coordinated matching outfits with either their own dog or a rescue. (The outfits will be sold on eBay for charity.)

Lauren, however, had other plans, which included buckling under pressure on the red carpet with hard-hitting questions such as, "What kind of dog is it?" She later announced that she wasn't aware she was supposed to walk the runway and bailed without fully honoring her commitment. One unhappy organizer said it best: "There's no cats here, so we didn't need any catfights." That's deep.

But let's get down to the real matter at hand, shall we? What did these poor dogs ever do to deserve these stupid outfits and trips down the runway? None of them look amused — in fact, one seems to be saying, "Can I go back to the shelter now?"

Jul 16, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 10 Responses
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  • Comments (10)

    No. 1 Keeblerkahn says:

    That dog with her is adorable. Too bad it has better manors than she does.

    Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    No. 2 Keeblerkahn says:

    It's sad they couldn't find someone to walk Rumer Willis. It would be a shame to see her put to sleep.

    Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    No. 3 Alice says:

    This reminds me .. I'm having my dog groomed this weekend. I wonder if she'd prefer the bow or the bandana .. or dignity ..

    Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    No. 4 sar says:

    More blog, Keebler!!

    Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    No. 5 Alice says:

    I agree … more blog and post my comment!

    Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    No. 6 Chelsea says:

    Okay, so as was proven in an earlier LC post today, I apparently don't know nearly enough about celebrities. So forgive me then if I side-step this drama with what I think is a more pertinent question: Did this woman wet herself?
    http://www.mollygood.com/lcs-a.....yworthjpg/

    Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    No. 7 Illbeyourhuckleberrie says:

    It might just be me, and this post has nothing to do with LC, but damn Bobby is so hot in that picture and the dog is so adorable. BTW I really like LC. I could never say anything bad about her besides what has she done thats so horrible? Shes human and everyone makes mistakes. God atleast shes not getting DUI's or snorting coke in the bathroom. ;o)~

    Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    No. 8 Den-Den says:

    Whose the woman wiht the lavender dress??? She's got phenomenal legs!!!

    Posted: Jul 16, 2008 at 11:12 pm
    No. 9 BrittanyBlogs says:

    "manors"? Is that tongue-in-cheek or did you mean "manners"?

    Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 7:48 am
    No. 10 Addicted to Addiction says:

    Does the Humane Society have the funds to fly out meager "celebrities" like LC on first class? Smells fishy to me….

    Posted: Jul 17, 2008 at 1:14 pm
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