Here's the great thing about Lindsay Lohan: Girlfriend is crazy. Like, seriously off. In a recent interview with Style magazine, LiLo talks about fame and then misguidedly insists that her mother and father are some of her best friends: "I have a great Mom and Dad. We're a very close family." Really, Linds? Because we haven't seen evidence of that — ever — and you're aware of how obsessive the media are when it comes to your life. She then goes on to do that thing where she proclaims she's the best person in the world and the press is just so hard on her:

Thank you so much for being nice. You know, people may think I’m this and that, but I’m not a bad person. I’m really not.

Whatever you say, Linds.