Precious little Verne Troyer still can't catch a break: This time, he's suing ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider for "intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery." Also getting hit with a lawsuit is a lawyer who Verne says tried to broker a deal for the sale of that horrendous sex tape. Can we sue him too? Because nobody needs to see that.

The allegations against Ranae include an incident in which she picked the lock to his bedroom door, picked up Verne and then threw him on the floor. Verne's lawyer put it this way: "When you pick up a 2-foot-8 human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts." Solid point.

Verne's suing Ranae for $20 million, which means she's going to have to start making the talk show rounds in the next few weeks. Prepare your DVRs.