In that second photo, does anybody know those special red marks by her left hand and right forearm? Could they be track marks? I can only hope. I'm a reason away from adding her to DeathWatch 08.

Good lord, this girl is drunk. Where are her parents? Shouldn't she be in rehab? I know I never acted that way when I was 22. I was reading the bible to, and feeding, orphans who used to be child laborers but lost their hands in tragic paper mill accidents. Le sigh. What is this world coming to?

Yourmom, if only the young people today were more like you. I swear. I can see both of their KNEES in those dresses! When I was 22, knees and elbows were for the bedroom and the brothel.

Who cares if she is drunk, it's a birthday.

First of all…you are assuming she is drunk. Maybe they are trying to keep her away from the paps. And if she is drunk, so what! It's her birthday and she was having some fun. All of you "saints" should be at church and not on the blogs. Geez…give the girl a break.

Katie, is this your first day reading the comments here? Your sarcasm-o-meter is clearly stuck.

First of all, Les Deux is so Oklahoma, that place is so whack. They can't compete with the new hot spots now. Drunk LC, loves it.

IS she drunk? Are you BLIND? http://www.ihatelc.blogspot.com

Whitney's shoes gave me a seizure.

For everyone that was at all confused, my previous comment was dripping with sarcasm, apparently the limbless orphans wasn't enough of a stretch…I'm pretty sure I was so drunk on my 22nd birthday that not only was I singing Disney songs with my friends at the top of my lungs on one of the nicest streets in downtown Boston on a Tuesday night, but I also paid $20 to a jukebox to try and hear Man In The Mirror before all the other songs…whether or not it was played is still a mystery.

It was probably played a billion times, right after you left the bar. For hours. And hours. And hours. I would tell you all about my 22nd birthday, but I don't remember it. I came home with some neat souvenirs though (t-shirt–not my own, set of keys–not my own, some fun prezzies and bruises)

sorry….got it now. I thought she was serious.

Is Whitney wearing a LEATHER Members Only jacket? Do I have to return my Team Whitney decoder ring? Say it isn't so, Whit.

The shoes have to go as well.

I do kind of like that vintage green croc clutch, but not with that outfit.

Uh, I'm not gay. Uh, that picture of Lauren and Lo gave me a total boner.

Lauren Conrad is still fabulous…My 22nd birthday is coming up in April and I'm sure I will look 100% and much more of a drunken fool than this…She's young, she's having fun on her birthday, she deserves to have fun! Give the girl a break!

what is wrong with Oklahoma??

Mae, Get a grip.