Holy twins Christopher Walken and Scarlett Johansson. I needn't really say more and I'm sure that many of you just vomited a little in your mouthes recalling all the unclean thoughts you have had about Scarlett, but I must give credit where credit is due.

Earlier today, commenter Marley astutely pointed out that in my fantasy high school where all celebrities are the same age, it may be wise to count Christopher Walken as one of the girls due to his uncanny resemblance to Scarlett. After taking one look at the picture Marley sent, I just about pissed myself in agreement. I always knew there was something that didn't sit right with me about Scarlett Johansson's face, just picture Christopher Walken's face on Scarlett's body and you can see what I mean.