We’ve voiced our disapproval of PETA ads similar to this one before, but those were for the “Rather go naked than wear fur” campaign. What the hell is this one all about?
Copyranter says this: “I guess it’s what to expect when the model is an overly retouched, inorganic Tomato.” That’s funny, but that doesn’t get to the bottom of what is going through PETA’s minds.
Are they saying that if one becomes a vegetarian they will have a body like this, or are they saying that if one becomes a vegetarian they can sleep with women who have bodies like this? Perhaps they’re saying that vegetables often touch a woman’s breasts and crotch before vegetarians eat them. Regardless, do they they know that almost everything for which this visual could stand is unappetizing and unappealing?
I tried to be a vegetarian one summer when I was 10 or 11. Then one night my parents cooked flank steak and I totally caved. I’m not very strong willed. I also love meat.
Sorry Pam, I’d rather eat meat then be a washed up “celebrity” flitting from marriage to marriage in hopes of finding love to cure my obvious daddy issues.
That and it tastes good.
Ummm, waiter, there’s some silicone and pubes in this salad.
Anyone in there right mind wouldnt go near that lettuce leaf…..not even with J_B’s mouth.
What happens is that the part of your brain that makes you clever - well, it dies when you don’t eat meat. LOOK IT UP!!!
Fine. FINE. And I brought tuna salad for lunch.
I can’t eat that now. Or maybe ever again.
GENIUS. New sandwich, hags. Hepatitis tuna sandwich, on a croissant. Part of the new std line.
I’ll pass on the romaine. Time for Chinese boneless B-B-Q spare ribs!
My parents raised me as a vegetarian (and I still don’t eat meat to this day), but nothing makes me want to kill a baby cow quite as much as PETA.
I find it strange that a woman like Pamela Anderson-Lee-Rock-Salomon would pride herself on a vegan lifestyle when the inside of her body is as biodegradable as the plastic that surrounds a packet of beef jerky.
I was a vegetarian for a month. I gained 5 pounds. I went back to eating meat, I lost 12.
BTW, that bikini bottom is looking wilted. If you were placed anywhere near her vagina, I guess you would too.
Nothing about that woman looks real. Not even the bedazzled lettuce bikini…it is bedazzled, right? Or is it just my bedazzling eye again?
I NEED A HUG.
THANK GOD FOR PHOTO SHOP . IN THE LAST TEN YEARS SHE NEVER LOOK THAT GOOD . I WONDER IF THAT’S WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY RETROS BACK
SS, that made me spit out my parrot bay wave runner. What? Its after-noon.
I see definite signs of dedazzling. I guess it’s supposed to be dew or man juice?
Cooter- it’s also after 5pm in Lisbon, Casablanca, Dublin, London, Madrid, Barcelona and the list goes on…drink up!
Juju, it’s probably man juice, now that you mention it. I cant imagine anyone at PETA knows how to bedazzle.
I think it is to make her look fresh. Cause girl hasn’t been fresh since ‘88.
I know I am a perv, but is anyone else distrubed by the thought that going veg makes your roast beef turn green? I think that is the underlying message here.
Ha! Yeah, PETA wants us to believe that’s 2008 Pammy. She hasn’t looked like that in a long, long time. God couldn’t even photoshop that hag to look presentable now.
Watch how you you use the word “hag”
She is no hag, madam. I resent the implications. I would never wear produce on my lady parts.
thanks PETA, i’ll never eat another salad as long as i live because i now fear it has been around pamela anderson. thank god i never have to worry about her wearing steaks.
you know, with people like heather mills and pamela anderson campaining for them it’s a wonder anyone is a vegetarian.
I agree deimos…its like how Scientology uses Tom Cruise to try and recruit members…how does it work?!
I try, and Parrot Bay barely counts as alcohol anyway. Coconut is for the morning, right?
There prob some weird subliminal messaging that goes on with these douchebags in which one day we will all become lemmings and follow each other into asshole oblivian. Yay!
Cooter. I’m in Barcelona and it’s 19h…and I’ve got a big fat icy fanta with vodka in front of me. It’s called a cubata here. I toast to the dearly departed Fifi, and to your health.
May her pancakes always smell sweet.
I loath PETA. I’m not sure how they can even develop a following. PETA kills animals and would like to make the entire Pit Bull race extinct. It is very sad.
Here, here fleenflan! Toast!
Oh and fanta? What flavor? I’m gonna have to try that.
Although this thread may not be the most appropriate place to be ingesting things.
The one I got right now is orange, but lemon is gooood too.
What’s up with the bottom leaf? It’s going all gray in the middle.
MMMM. orange fanta is good. My husband created a drink called the green monster out of necessity once. Its vodka oj and a shot of grape koolaid. If you drink enough of them…..the next morning you’ll know where the name comes from.
Oh and Panda…was it? We need to drink in Panda’s honor also.
Fleenflan: when I was in Seville for a summer I lived off Tintos and Malubu and pineapple. Oh, and sangria. That was an awesome trip.
fleenflan, can I come over?
It’s COLD here and I’m drinking cold coffee and water. I need a slab of beef or something.
I dont’ like PETA b/c of their sexist campaigns like promoting this bimbo.
But vegetarian/vegan will reverse cancer and a slew of other diseases. People are doing it constantly. The government wants you to get sick and to keep believing that meat is healthy. Like good sheeple, most follow suit and then get the tumors, cancers, diseases……
THAT IS AN OLD PICTURE, before she aged 10 years in 1 year.
“No. 28 deimos says:
you know, with people like heather mills and pamela anderson campaining for them it???s a wonder anyone is a vegetarian”
As a vegan, I would have to fucking agree.. lol! Too true, unfortunately.
Sangr??a is great, but yeah, it’s usually just a summer drink. Malibu and pi??a is a popular one. I’m a tinto girl myself. But cubatas are good on a Friday evening.
No cooter, we shall not toast to my panda, as he just mocks me with his aroma of hot syrup.
SS…yes,yes, let’s have a festival of meat. No gray lettuce from Pam’s nether regions allowed.
Yeah, tintos de naranja. Oh man. In the summer I always try to recreate it, but i think the fanta needs to be from a fountain to be good. What are the winter drinks?
Nothing like a mocking car.
And I have now switched to cheap beer. Later, maybe…just maybe the green monster might come out to play.
i like her. she’s a big blow-up doll/cartoon with a total sense of humor about who she is. she is awesome. plus, i personally admire her dedication to veganism (even though i don’t have the strength, as of yet, to stop eating meat…insert bad jokes here.)funny how chicks hate her ’cause us gay dudes love pam.
I’m hitting up happy hour then going out tonight and I fully plan to make some minorly attractive unsuspecting young man buy me an Irish Car Bomb.
Cubatas, mainly. Beer. Shots. Wine. Cava. Rataf??a. Liquors. Depends on what you like
Ahh, there’s a nasty one that I just got sick on too many times as a teeny bopper to stomach now, but it’s fairly popular. It’s called Kalimotxo (pronounced Calimocho). It’s Coke with red wine
Too easy James. And personally I dont hate her.
I think she’s an idiot, but no hate.
When I was 16 my sister gave me a going away party ( moving to Fl) and I drank/I dont know how many bottles of red wine. Ok this is where its gets nasty. I puked in my sleep. I woke up the next morning with red EVERYWHERE. I had the nerve to ask my mom to clean it up. What? I had to make my flight.
you’re lucky you didn’t choke to death in your sleep cooter.
Talk about coincidences. Same thing happened to me, slightly different scenario. I went up to Pamplona for a wedding a few years back. Stayed with the distant relatives of my father in law. Who also happened to be the parents of the bride. I had one too many copas, and wound up puking in my sleep, all over the thick wool blanket of the bed. It was a friggin’ nightmare.
I woke up in a puddle, husband was mopping it up around my head. I was still drunk, and had to go to the shower with the blanket, and try to wash it out. I kept falling down, because the wet blanket was so heavy. (Sorry for the details, but you’re making me relive i)
I know. At first I think I was still too drunk to realize what happened. I was all-why is the bed red? Oh shit. I’ve never drank red wine again-ever.
And whats a copas…did we cover that one already? I think fleenlflan knows where the drink is at.
I am loving this thread. :-)
Sorry, I know it was uuugggglllly.
Oh hey qc! Waz up?
I would like a buffet of steaks, spagetti, chicken kabobs, a roast, pork scallops, and Fanta???
right here. Right now.
Who the hell is looking after her sons whilst she’s out marrying and galavanting around?
Sorry fleenflan, I just read yours again and had a little chuckle over your husband mopping around your head!
You know me better than that. :-)
I wish I could imbibe right now.
I want to try that fanta drink.
I get so lazy, though. It’s so much easier to pop
open a beer. I’m bad.
Mae, George Bush doesnt care about Pam Anderson.
So I have written, on my arm, Bourbon and Lotto tix. Because that is what I have to pick up on the way home.
Sooooo once, in HS, I was a little tipsy at a party. They ran out of rum and coke so I made a vodka and root beer. What? They’re the same colors! Anyhow, I was sitting in the pool, and the waves made me so nauseated. I threw up in the pool. Then over the sea wall a couple of time. The next morning I was all, “what was I thinking, that is a stupid ass idea! Hell, I don’t even LIKE vodka!” That is when I learned just how much being drunk impairs your judgement.
1 copa = 1 drink +copas= +drinks :)
Yeah, my husband was less than pleased, having been the totally moderate elegant drinker that night, but he was a sweetheart, he helped me out and did not, nor never hence rubbed it in my face.
But it gets worse. Some of the chunks–uh, I mean mess, did not come out of the blanket and the whole thing was a soppy stinky heavy wet nasty mess, and it was getting late in the early morning. The poor mom of the bride got up and needed to use the bathroom and we had to explain to her why her shower was full of a wet vomity blanket. O
queencrone, you’re not right if these stories are making you need a drink!!! :)
oops, there should be a “has” between the “hence” and the “rubbed”.
and cooter, I didn’t drink red wine for a time, too, partly out of disgust and later out of penance, but red wine is too damn good to give up for keeps. Unless it’s mixed with Coke…blech.
I find pleasure in the fact that you are as gross as me (if not more-I never said anything about chunks)fleenflan.
Oh and Lisa, come on…who cant relate to that story!
Now I will drink the hell out of some Arbour Mist. Just not the nice dark red. Baaaad memories.
I’m not gross. I’m a realist.
i hate it when people call me and ask me the same question over and over, i told you the answer the first 10 times, i’m not telling you again!
i had a friend that drank so much purple MD that when he finally puked it filled up the entire sink.
Im really curious about the whole vegan thing. I honestly wouldn’t mind trying it for a month or so. I figure I can’t say too much about it until I have given it a fair shake.
Do vegans ever get that feeling after Thanksgiving when you’re sort of blissfully high because you’ve eaten so much? Is there such thing as comfort vegan food? I really know nothing about it. I know that I love gormet cheese and I don’t think there is such a thing as vegan brei wheels. I can only imagine how inconvenient it’s got to be to be a vegan. Maybe in parts of California (certainly not the part I grew up in though) it is easier. However, I live in Chicago now, so I think you need pig blubber coursing through your veins so you don’t die in the cold.
Woah, purple MD has space-bending abilities. Quick call NASA!
it was horrible, it just kept coming and coming..i got to be the lucky bitch to hold his hair back. gross.
You are a good person deimos. Peace out sista.
i would hold your hair back for you hags and once you were done puking i’d bring you some water and let you fall asleep on my shoulder.
What if we puke on your shoulder?
Wow Dei, you are a saint. Anyone remember that song, “Sippin on some Sizzurp” or something like that?
Blah, re: vegans. They have the smelliest farts, trust. I think it is all the soy - soy milk, soy cheese, soy ice cream. I don’t mind eating things that happen to be vegan/veg, but I am pretty much against fake meat. I like my tofu in soup or fried with soy, please.
i wouldn’t get mad at you, i’d just change my shirt…that’s just how i roll.
I think they should sell MD at the gas pump instead of this 85 ethanol crap. That stuff should be consumed only by cars.
Moonshine, on the other hand is a totally different story :-)
Maybe vegans just get drunk for that blissful feeling.
You know, all vegans I know really like herbs. I’m just saying.
my friends came over on saturday and one of them had just chugged about half a bottle of everclear because he’s an idiot. he fell down in my bathroom and split his head open so i had to sit there with him for like an hour while i waited for his head to stop bleeding. then i had to sit with him for another hour to make sure he didn’t have a serious head injury. everclear is no good people! drink with caution!
That’s understandable about the poofies. Has to be bad when all you eat is asparagus. I eaten snacks and stuff that had no animal byproduct in them, but I just can’t imagine living off of it. Even plain ol’ bread is made with butter. What can I eat that isn’t made with rice syup eeks?
Yes, Lisa me and my husband call it “living off the land”. I’m no vegan though…..he he.