Even Gross Sex Sells
Whatever happened to good old, stupid old celebrity endorsements that at least were only disgusting on a philosophical level?
Now we've got Levi's "Unbutton Your Beast" campaign. Disguised as "viral" marketing, "Beast" is actually just one big disgusting cock joke intended to briefly hold the attention of a sex-starved, increasingly brain dead public. ("Look, it's a meatball sub coming out of the zipper of a pair of pants! Funny, because that's where penises come out of too!") Other beasts unbuttoned on the site include a bespectacled hog, an alien wearing lipstick and a lobster claw.
Never before have I wished a company would increase its ad budget.
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Sound like some one just read half of the memo " We are dropping acid…….washed jeans" before the big marketing meeting
That's what young girls need to hear, amidst all the "men are wired that way" and "don't dress provocatively because men can't control themselves." they need to hear that the penis is a beast. maybe it's a long jump from here to there for most people, but it makes total sense to me why date rape is so overwhelmingly common and almost never reported to the police. start teaching guys that they are the boss, not their penis. would that be such a strain on everyone?
There have been a few times when a guy has dropped his pants and I would have preffered a talking meatball sandwich
That is definitely not real cheese on that sub. Gross.
classic, juju :)
Yeah, those were kind of disturbing, but how about this? It makes me laugh everytime I've watched it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBsYO0ZAfKE
thats incredbly disturbing because it's pretty much almost exactly what i dreamed last night. seriously. i am some kind of gifted stupid-things psychic.