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A cackling Dina Lohan was last night recognized by Long Island’s Mingling Moms as one of the best 20 mothers of the region, despite the fact that her most famous progeny is a thrice rehabbed punchline. Apparently in LI, like many parts of the world difficult to get to both physically and mentally, if you’re on TV, you’re doing something right. Hear that, Uma Thurman’s stalker?
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Obviously, everyone in Long Island does drugs.
She obviously drank and did drugs during her LiLo pregnancy…
Eyyyyy! Whaddayou yappin’ about, eh? So da lady got some trouble wit’ her no-good brats, izzat any reason t’be bustin’ her chops? You need ta lighten up or I’ll hafta do sumpin’ neider one of us is gonna like, ’specially you, see what I mean???
Her face in this picture will now haunt my dreams, I mean nightmares. Scary!
I find it funny that her children weren’t with her. Obviously, they and the rest of the world know something that “Mingling Moms” does not.
That plaque sucks, that’s the most unoriginal lousy plaque I’ve ever seen! Did Anna Maria’s pizza pay for that plaque? What a bunch of tacky ass ladies and tacky nails and tacky precious moments and stinky perfume wearing yentas.
I hope she starts dating the Burger King. That would up the creepiness factor to infinity.
Come on jbonz, Dina’s the one that needs to lighten up. She’s way too orange.
Well Ashley, the reason her kids weren’t with her was because Lindsay was passed out behind a dumpster at Jack in the Box. Ali was getting her nose job redone for the new reality show. And the son is being keep on the back burner until after Ali crashes and burns out. Dina is going to need a new meal ticket in a few years so she can’t destroy him just yet.
She’ll adopt a baby from another country. No need to ruin the figure.
The Mingling Moms are clearly shallow, narcissistic assholes. It would be nightmare spending an hour with them, let alone being married to one of them.
jujubees:
Quit bustin’ my chops already!
I live near this stupid Mingling Moms group and I am so offended by them honoring Dina Lohan that I emailed them to tell them how I felt. They think she’s a good mother? Are they going to raise their children the same way? Ugh!
i count 18 chins in this photo
Someone should go ahead and throw some water on her already. And get pictures of her melting.
What would you expect from “Long Island” residents? Not much…in taste, class,or values.
Sorry Dina, there are some things that money can’t buy…so even if you sell your other two children as you did your first child who has become a side joke and alcoholic, you still can’t buy what’s not for sale.
I am pretty sure she skipped her family counseling session to accept this award. I wish she were MY mom.
every time her picture taken she always has her big mouth open.
This women is a disgrace to all the great mothers of the world. She should get an award for being the worst mom. She is a jerk and only wants the fame for herself. She is not a mother at all. Maybe a mother………..f…………r!!!!!!!!!. But not a MOTHER!! in any sense of the word. She doesm’t know how to be a good mother. If she is such a good mother where are her children. The other women in this picture are stuck-up bitches. What’s up with that big mouth on Dina ( not very flattering.
I am a Long Islander. Trust me…. a lot of us got a good laugh out of that too!!!!
They must have meant to give her what she REALLY deserves:
THE WORST MOTHER EVER, next to Lynn Spears.
BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO!
Knock off the BOOZING ladies of Long Island and you might be able to see what a druggie TRAMP Dian Lohan is. Or did you raise alcoholic druggies DAUGHTERS TOO?