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A cackling Dina Lohan was last night recognized by Long Island’s Mingling Moms as one of the best 20 mothers of the region, despite the fact that her most famous progeny is a thrice rehabbed punchline. Apparently in LI, like many parts of the world difficult to get to both physically and mentally, if you’re on TV, you’re doing something right. Hear that, Uma Thurman’s stalker?

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May 7, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 20 Responses
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Comments (20)

No. 1 admittedlyaddicted says:

Obviously, everyone in Long Island does drugs.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 9:37 am
No. 2 swatt says:

She obviously drank and did drugs during her LiLo pregnancy…

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 9:44 am
No. 3 jbonz says:

Eyyyyy! Whaddayou yappin’ about, eh? So da lady got some trouble wit’ her no-good brats, izzat any reason t’be bustin’ her chops? You need ta lighten up or I’ll hafta do sumpin’ neider one of us is gonna like, ’specially you, see what I mean???

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 9:56 am
No. 4 B-Cakes says:

Her face in this picture will now haunt my dreams, I mean nightmares. Scary!

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 10:02 am
No. 5 Ashley says:

I find it funny that her children weren’t with her. Obviously, they and the rest of the world know something that “Mingling Moms” does not.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 10:05 am
No. 6 maria says:

That plaque sucks, that’s the most unoriginal lousy plaque I’ve ever seen! Did Anna Maria’s pizza pay for that plaque? What a bunch of tacky ass ladies and tacky nails and tacky precious moments and stinky perfume wearing yentas.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 10:38 am
No. 7 jujubees says:

I hope she starts dating the Burger King. That would up the creepiness factor to infinity.

Come on jbonz, Dina’s the one that needs to lighten up. She’s way too orange.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 11:35 am
No. 8 Keeblerkahn says:

Well Ashley, the reason her kids weren’t with her was because Lindsay was passed out behind a dumpster at Jack in the Box. Ali was getting her nose job redone for the new reality show. And the son is being keep on the back burner until after Ali crashes and burns out. Dina is going to need a new meal ticket in a few years so she can’t destroy him just yet.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 11:42 am
No. 9 jujubees says:

She’ll adopt a baby from another country. No need to ruin the figure.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 11:48 am
No. 10 Run-DMS says:

The Mingling Moms are clearly shallow, narcissistic assholes. It would be nightmare spending an hour with them, let alone being married to one of them.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 12:06 pm
No. 11 jbonz says:

jujubees:
Quit bustin’ my chops already!

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 12:15 pm
No. 12 Samantha says:

I live near this stupid Mingling Moms group and I am so offended by them honoring Dina Lohan that I emailed them to tell them how I felt. They think she’s a good mother? Are they going to raise their children the same way? Ugh!

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 2:12 pm
No. 13 ur moms says:

i count 18 chins in this photo

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm
No. 14 queencrone says:

Someone should go ahead and throw some water on her already. And get pictures of her melting.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 8:28 pm
No. 15 Lisa says:

What would you expect from “Long Island” residents? Not much…in taste, class,or values.
Sorry Dina, there are some things that money can’t buy…so even if you sell your other two children as you did your first child who has become a side joke and alcoholic, you still can’t buy what’s not for sale.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 10:01 pm
No. 16 YerMom says:

I am pretty sure she skipped her family counseling session to accept this award. I wish she were MY mom.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 10:16 pm
No. 17 aka_t says:

every time her picture taken she always has her big mouth open.

Posted: May 8, 2008 at 12:24 am
No. 18 kacheek09 says:

This women is a disgrace to all the great mothers of the world. She should get an award for being the worst mom. She is a jerk and only wants the fame for herself. She is not a mother at all. Maybe a mother………..f…………r!!!!!!!!!. But not a MOTHER!! in any sense of the word. She doesm’t know how to be a good mother. If she is such a good mother where are her children. The other women in this picture are stuck-up bitches. What’s up with that big mouth on Dina ( not very flattering.

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 7:59 am
No. 19 deb says:

I am a Long Islander. Trust me…. a lot of us got a good laugh out of that too!!!!

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 8:16 am
No. 20 urworsestagemom says:

They must have meant to give her what she REALLY deserves:
THE WORST MOTHER EVER, next to Lynn Spears.
BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO!

Knock off the BOOZING ladies of Long Island and you might be able to see what a druggie TRAMP Dian Lohan is. Or did you raise alcoholic druggies DAUGHTERS TOO?

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 11:45 am
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