Paula Abdul attended a benefit for the Neuromuscular Disease Foundation last night in Hollywood, likely in hopes of an open bar. We’re pretty proud of her, because despite looking like her typical loopy self, she actually seems like she knows her name and what year it is. So on a scale of one to 10, how drunk does Paula look?


Jun 6, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 14 Responses
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Comments (14)

No. 1 ktwonderwoman says:

I don’t think she looks drunk. But is that a rabbit or a bird she’s wearing as a bodice? Man, that’s fugly.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 10:10 am
No. 2 Run-DMS says:

Paula often *looks* a little drunk. That’s just her natural look.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 11:01 am
No. 3 Kitchy says:

She’s not drunk, but she sure looks stoned out of her mind.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 11:04 am
No. 4 maria says:

She looks like she might have a neuromuscular disease.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 11:09 am
No. 5 mandi says:

She’s not drunk, she’s just rockin the Audrina upside-down eyes.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm
No. 6 Holly says:

STFU Maria. She DOES have a neuromuscular disease, a serious on. The press likes to forget that! She doesn’t drink or do drugs, she’s on MUSCLE RELAXERS which explains every last bit of her loopy behavior, down to the blind items about her pooping her pants.

People like to make fun of her for it, but she IS sick. I would know how much she is suffering–I share her affliction, as I have a very similar disease to hers.

Dumb bitch. Not Paula. Maria.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 12:40 pm
No. 7 Angela says:

I came to write the exact same thing that Maria did. Oh well.

So Holly, what is the name of the disease? Paralysis agitans?

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 12:45 pm
No. 8 maria says:

I was right? Awesome. I knew something was up with that crazy loopey face. Good for her to attend the benefit dinner.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 1:00 pm
No. 9 Holly says:

She actually has Sympathetic Reflex Dystrophy Syndrome you pieces of shit .

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 3:30 pm
No. 10 Holly says:

I’m actually not even a fan of Paula, just sucks to see her get dogged for a medical problem. I’m all for ripping celebrities to shreds, but you people take the cake.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 3:31 pm
No. 11 maria says:

Holly, it’s Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Syndrome not Sympathetic Reflex…you messed up those first two words. Ooopsy daisy! LOL

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 4:09 pm
No. 12 Lale's Ready to Trip Holly to Test Her Muscular Reflexes says:

Holly, may I ask why you suggested that Maria “STFU” when she was, as you say, correct in her observation? Did she type it with a certain malignant humor that I missed? Or did your uncontrollable fingers type the letters accidentally? I’m just curious.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 4:10 pm
No. 13 treb says:

Um…She DOES have a neuromuscular disease. RSD. She’s confirmed that she has it. She’s probably on pain meds which would explain why she’s so loopy. Poor taste.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm
No. 14 maria says:

I’m afraid that some of those afflicted with RSD have not only reflex but thought process and temper flare-up syndromes as well. Hot heads.

Posted: Jun 6, 2008 at 6:20 pm
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