The Healing Powers Of Venti Frappuchinos

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Lynne Spears took a break from the psych ward today to get some Starbucks. Let's hope she doesn't go near the hospital with that, because you just know Britney would kill for a frappuchino.

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Feb 4, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 19 Responses
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  • Comments (19)

    No. 1 eeks says:

    ew

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    No. 2 Lisa(#1) says:

    What is that thing? A Venti lardmaker? It has to be like 9000 calories. I would rather eat pie.

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    No. 3 eeks says:

    Seriously.
    Starbucks is ruining the earth, and the Spears are ruining America. It's the perfect union.

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    No. 4 Lisa(#1) says:

    To be honest, though, I would pretty much always rather have pie. Or a loaded baked potato.

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    No. 5 eeks says:

    Britney's crazyness is her diet. She drank a CASE of diet pepsi A DAY in rehab. The amount of excitoxins is ridiculous in that dosage. http://www.dorway.com. She is malnourished, demineralized, and poisoned (doh, I almost said "toxic") and therefore a fucking psychiatric nutcase.

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    No. 6 yourmom says:

    I could go for a loaded twice baked potato…yumm

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    No. 7 Lisa(#1) says:

    Wasn't there some study where a school started providing healty lunches and banned soda and the kids became better behaved or less ADDed or something?

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    LEAVE STARBUCKS ALONE. I love their skinny lattes. Only 160 cal. for a venti. It's better than food. Oh man, you guys better lock me up too. I think this is proof Starbucks is putting crazy pills in the frapps.

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    No. 9 Lisa(#1) says:

    We need to put Juju on Frappakeeno detox STAT. 5 cc's of, uh, hold on, let me rewind House.

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    No. 10 Sugar's sick at home says:

    I stay home from work one day and you hags let them get away with no Commies? What's wrong with you?!

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    No. 11 Lisa(#1) says:

    (_._)

    You have been assed.
    We want Commies ™.

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    No. 12 yourmom says:

    WTF Mates? Where are the commies??

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    No. 13 eeks says:

    lisa no.1 -

    yeah, that stuff happens all the time. In juvey halls, too (where it's fucken needed, too)

    You can make a skinny late with the same ingredients at a place with more ethics. and half the sugar substitutes make you fatter in the long run, so whatever they are using… ???

    I agree. commies are missed.

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    But I've been conditioned. I don't know if I have the skills to be able to order from any other coffee house. I want to be able to order my coffee with no less then 10 modification. A full caf, double espresso, sugar free, extra hot, no whip, crack, meth, latte.

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    No. 15 Alycia says:

    Jesus, that things bigger than her head.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 2:56 am
    No. 16 Greg says:

    The really sad thing is that Brit Brit was supposedly diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderal (spelling?) which when you're bipolar, will double (if not triple) the nutsyness.

    So now they have to wean her off the Adderal (which takes time; you can't do it in a few weeks, it takes six weeks or more) before they can even begin to properly medicate her bipolar disorder, and you KNOW she's not going to be patient or into waiting to do that, so she'll never get properly diagnosed or take her meds after they're prescribed.

    Read Carrie Fisher's writing about her own bipolar disorder and you'll start to see how complex it can be getting proper diagnosis and treatment. She had turned to drugs early in her life and did it to escape the wild moods, never realizing that hte moods were the symptoms of a brain disorder. Brit's the same way. Amp up on Pepsi, antianxiety meds, frappucunios, stay up for days, come down for some occasional cocktails with friends, and it's one big mess.

    Hope she can pull out of it.

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 11:00 am
    No. 17 maria says:

    Frappachinos will make you fat fat fat!

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    No. 18 ginnipher says:

    maria, i hope chelsea didn't hear you say that!

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    No. 19 Ugh says:

    Given the circumstances, I think it is somewhat ignorant to call Britney a trainwreck. Read up on mental illnesses. http://www.usatoday.com/news/h.....titialskip

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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