and here it is.
Lynne must be so embarrassed. The whole world gets to see her nightmare.

Well well well, what have we here, us gossip mongers lick our collective chops, salivating at the newest victim.

Maybe she was the "blind item" from a couple of days ago.

At least she'll be a young grandma. I get kind of embaressed when my youngest daughter's teachers and classmates think that I am her grandma. And then they get embaressed when I break the truth out to them.

Welcome to my nightmare
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel like you belong
A nocturnal vacation
Unnecessary sedation
You want to feel at home 'cause you belong

Welcome to my nightmare
Welcome to my breakdown
I hope I didn't scare you
That's just the way we are when we come down
We sweat and laugh and scream here
'cuz life is just a dream here
You know inside you feel right at home here

Welcome to my breakdown
Whoa
You're welcome to my nightmare
Yeah

Welcome to my nightmare
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel that you belong
We sweat laugh and scream here
'cuz life is just a dream here
You know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to my nightmare
Welcome to my breakdown
Yeah

"but it was consensual y'all!"

Abort!

O mah' gah' ya'll!
eetz a Creesmas meerakuhl
da babee Jeebus is rizen
in da wuuum of the chiiiiil Speeerz
hala Lou Yah

damn! lynne's gonna have to a get a real job soon

the Glade apple candle doesn't roll far from the trailer

k-fed's the real father..errrr i mean uncle

kellygrrl - omg rotflmao!!!!!!

And Kelly isn't talking about "Glad-eh," the one from France.

Poor Jamie. Shows you what happens when you give your daughters matching middle names, push them into show business, and let them pay you back for bringing them in to God's Green Earth. Degenerate DNA can't be squashed, people.

seriously could this family become any more white trash then they already are?

I blame it on Britney….if she would'nt have paid for her lil sis to have her teeth straightened out….Jamie Lynn would still be a buck teethed jail bait babe giving blow jobs behind Burger King. No one evr got pregnant giving blow jobs.

Is this a current pic of her? Man, she looks so young. Lynne has got to be really thinking things over ya know? I wonder what sort of things go through your head when you've had 2 children and they both turn out like this. Do you blame yourself? America? George Bush? I imagine that when Lynne found out about this, she grabbed the box of wine from the fridge and drowned her sorrows with some Patsy Cline in the bathtub. I just know that bitch has got a Franzia supply to outmatch any Holiday Inn

Ah, yes, the dark side of statutory rape rears its ugly head.

Doesn't Mama Lynne have a parenting book coming out? Oops.

Exactly where I was headed Trixie, because I know that NOW I'm going to rush to the stores to buy that book so I can get advice parenting my two year old to become a mental, white trash, pregnant at 16 pain in the ass. Can't wait. :D

Cord just posted something about the book being postponed and the focus of the book changing. But changing to what? How *not* to raise your child?

I don't think "embarrassed" and "shame" are words in Lynne Spears' vocabulary.

stupid bitch

A Pregnant Teenager: She's not the first and won't be the last.

I wish her lots of luck!

umm…if you let your 16year old live together with her 19year old boyfriend you really shouldnt be too suprised, as for the "shock n suprise" Jamie and Whatshisname express..yeah kids pregnancy sort of follows havin sex

pregnant at 16? WHITE TRASH. its called a condom, retard.

Wasn't there a rumor about a month ago that she was pregnant and there were many denials? Of course you know with that really awesome parenting book coming out.

shouldn't "Whatshisname" be in jail for this?

No jokes, SHE'S 16!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if they will take this latest drama as a reason to stop and reflect on what has become of their lives?????

That was hilarious, just joking.

and what about the brilliant show she's on, Zoey 101? think nickelodeon will run a show w/a knocked up teen or do you think they'll fire her preggo a$$?

Age of consent is 16 - at least in Maryland. Not sure where they are. Now what would put the icing on the cake is that Brittany get prego's again - ha ha ha

In Louisiana, an individual can legally consent to sexual intercourse when he or she is 17 years
of age.1 Sexual intercourse with a child less than 13 years of age is illegal regardless of the age of the defendant. In cases where the victim is at least 15 years of age and less than 17 years of age, the defendant must be no more than 2 years older than the victim for sexual intercourse to be
legal.

Definition of Offenses
Offense Definition
Misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a
juvenile-
Sexual intercourse4 with someone at least 15 years of age and less than 17 years of
age where the defendant is at least 17 years of age and less than 19 years of age and
more than 2 years older than the victim.
Indecent behavior with juveniles5 With the intention of arousing or gratifying the sexual desires of either..

AKA.. Casey Alridge is 19, she's 16. If he were 18, it'd be dandy. BUT he's 19, so it's techincally statuatory rape, and even if her mom says "It's okay y'all," the state can still potentially press charges.

And according to an article in the AP Wire, "a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. "I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." She declined to talk about her older sister."

If we live in america, then Casey should be treated like everyone else, especially in a case of such great public attention, where the details are as plain as can be. I know a lot of this happens everyday, and nobody presses charges, but when such a case is brought into the public spectrum like this, it needs to be made an example of, and needs to be inforced to show others that this IS the law, and needs to be followed as such.. At least that's what I think.

Wow Marina - More than what I wanted to know but thanks! Yeah it kinda messes with me that her and her mom did that article in the mag. They bitch about the press and what do they do - Go to the press to release something like this - Just confuses me a little. But bottom line Jamie is a 16 Year old CHILD. The whole thing really is sad

I am not much for praying, but I do not want to see her driving around with a baby on her lap and drinking frapp's all day long.