Poor LiLO, I guess being a legging tycoon just got to her.

*said in jim halpert voice*

LiLo.
Leggings.
Lesbians.

I'm guessing Sam didn't want to wear her leggings…

Oh, I don't know, I've stomped off in a huff plenty in times past.

I am almost certain that I apologized to those innocents whose toes I stepped on, or to those that I accidentally knocked down in my mad dash to the exit.

Sam wears the pants in the relationship, but not the leggings.

i threw a chair at a guy once. it missed the guy and hit and killed a baby.

untrue story.

(i did throw a chair at a guy, but no babies were harmed in the throwing of said chair. and it was a fold up chair, so it didn't even hurt that much.)

One of my friends was hit over the head with a beer bottle. I asked him if he wanted me to call someone. This was back in the days when you had to find a pay phone. Luckily he didn't need me to find one, phew. That's the kind of friend I am. We did have relations later so I helped in my own way.

fabulous, keeblerkahn, fabulous.

Don't worry, STM. PETA is not going to come after you.

If you would have said that the chair killed a lizard or a goldfish, well,then you could worry.

I think SamRon should have said: Hey, bitch! Don't you walk out on me! Get back over here, we will walk out TOGETHER. GOT IT!

She just really wimped out.

i caught myself panicking when i read this…oh i hope they don't break up!

I'm with you, sar. What the hell is wrong with me? I just love these two lesbos together. Part of me really hopes Lindsay gets it together enough that she will be attending awards ceremonies and shit like that sometime soon, and SamRo can be her date, and they can just be this normal lesbian couple in the public eye . . . I'm so sick of Hollywood queers and their beards.

Oh, clearly there is passion here. Why else would there be this type of public grandstanding?

But is this the type of passion that burns bright, fierce and then burns out?

Or is the the "wild mustang that just wants to be tamed, put a saddle on me and I'm yours forever"
type of passion?

Only time will tell.

Don't worry Sar, I'm sure they are fine. It will just lead to the hottest of all make-up sex, lesbian make-up sex. It's the holy grail of make-up sex.

Right Keeblerkahn?

If SamRon ran right out the dooor, after Lilo,

(and after paying the bill and leaving a nice tip-the pants in the relationship has SO MANY things to put up with)

And then when SamRon catches up with her beloved, looks deeply into Lilos' eyes, then says "I'm so sorry baby. I love you so much. I can't lose you now. Let's go home, and I'll make it up to you."

SamRon is a DJ, NO? She can put on some Barry White. It's all good.

Flowers the next day is a sweet touch.

SamRon just needs to remember to NEVER say what she said at the dinner table ever, EVER again.

i saw a guy get mad at his woman and stalk out the door pretending to be gay to piss her off.

but i guess that wouldn't work in this case…..

Oh no, lava, that is applicable.

I remember when I was dating an "in the closet still guy", and he had the NERVE to try and flounce out. ON ME!

I says to him: "Sit Your scrawny ass right back on down. I am the queen here. Get it right. I'm about to flounce out, and here is my credit card for the bill. Remember to tip the server well."

Hrmhfhm.

thank for all teh notes of encouragement. one only hopes that they have had their holy grail makeup sex and all of this is over.

those lezbos are so dramatic

or should I say legs-bos