Michael Lohan is back in the news for reopening his divorce case against Mother of the Year Dina. His reasoning? He claims Dina stole his idea for a reality show, name and all: "It's the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title." Of course the genius that is Living Lohan came from Michael — it was obviously developed through the power of Jesus.
He also takes issue with the fact that none of his kids have visited their grandparents:
[Dina] told me, 'It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.' But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line. My mother, Marilyn Lohan, was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she's okay, but the car was totaled. Every window blew out. My father went into heart failure again yesterday — and yet not one of the kids has seen him.
Here's the problem, Mike: You created a bunch of selfish monsters. Congrats!
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Sweet Jesus, that photo makes me want to punch him in the face. Or maybe the groin, but rendering him sterile would be too little too late.
Hmmm, visit meemaw and peepaw or be on a tv show. Suck on it peepaw. I'll visit your frail ass if I need to bring in the old asses demographic.
They're just waiting til Sweeps Week, so those visits will have maximum effect.
I'm shocked he actually expected anything different from the cunt-whore daughters he spawned with that animated pile of dog vomit he calls an ex-wife.
Stoney, your discription of Dina Lohan is pure poetry.
It's very accurate as well. I'm sure her fragrance of choice is, dog farts.
I hit the submit too quickly. I was going with, Dog Farts; By Coty. I killed my own damn joke. Friggin old people.
he's the man.~!!! his daughters a slut and his ex wife if a stuppid drug taking cow.