Why Does She Have To Ruin Everything?
Amidst false reports that Michael Phelps, the greatest Olympian/athlete/human being of all time, is dating fellow swimmer Amanda Beard, his hometown Baltimore paper has come out in defense of the golden boy to claim that everyone has it wrong. According to the Baltimore Sun, Phelps is off the market, but his girlfriend has been around for quite some time now and is not famous in the least.
This so-called girlfriend better watch out, however, because Michael's latest admirer is none other than Lindsay Lohan, who sent a text to Billy Bush to pass along to Phelps' mom, Debbie, saying her son was "[bleeping] amazing and I want to meet him!"
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Phelps should swim away as fast as he can from that Lilo train wreck.
With a name like Amanda Beard, shouldn't she be dating a closeted gay guy?
I heard she gives the gift that lasts a lifetime…and I am not talking about another gold medal!
ohhh so d-listy. he's more famous than me. must take him down.
He might as well get that penicillin shot now…
On ESPN Radio (yeah I have been a sports dork lately - I am a Farve nut and I heart the Olympics)they claimed Momma Phelps responded to Billy: "Delete Delete Delete."
Poor Mama Phelps!
But give Lilo a break, she only wanted to see how really double jointed he is! Or maybe she's been dying to break in a waterbed but needs help…
She heard that if you have good taste you don't date Phelpsy. She's just doin her job ma'am.
Thank god there's not a "leggings" event at the Olympics or we'd have TWO national sweethearts on our hands.
I heard that if you want to impress your crush's parents, you shouldn't describe him using "fucking." That's almost as bad as describing his fucking.
rofl killorn
(like how many times have i typed rofl killorn in the last few months. i should keep it on the clipboard for petes sake.)
Yeah right Lindsay…. Michael Phelps isn't gonna date you…
I think it's absolutely hilarious that when I brought up this article, the random ad at the top of the page was for Trojans. Where LL is concerned, you'd better double or triple-bag it.
What a rude little whore… Who talks to respectable people like that? Oh yea, Lindsay Lohan does. Look at her parents and little whore sister… Makes sense now that she would use the wordd "fucking" to describe Michael Phelps to his own mother. Stupid little dyke bitch. Hey retard, Michael Phelps actually HAS talents and ddin't get anywhere by sleeping around. Maybe she should be texting Amanda Beard instead. She's a sore loser and an ugly ass bitch that looks like a fucking man with buck teeth….After losing, she has the audacity to say she has good taste and wouldn't date Phelps. Yea the 47 yr old man you were seen canoodling with on the beach looks like you have good taste. Phelps prolly banged her already then dumpbed her Mr. Ed looking ass leaving her bitter and a complete loser. And now the whole world sees that. Hating bitches
Lola! Talk about hating!
Amanda Beard's interview about Michael Phelps was so childish. She has an over-inflated view of herself.