We weren’t even aware that Lindsay Lohan was in New York City this weekend, but apparently she was here tagging along with maybe-lesbian lover Samantha Ronson, who worked the DJ booth at Times Square’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone (which just sounds douche-y).
And, naturally, Linds enjoyed multiple Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails until 4:15 a.m. Because that’s the 13th step, right?
Unfortunately for everyone in attendance, the alcohol forced her to dance like she was having a seizure, as described by a traumatized eye-witness: “Lohan really got into the music, tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls — even throwing her hands in the air and singing along to Madonna’s new song ‘4 Minutes.’ She also sang along and pumped her chest to ‘Soulja Boy.’”
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Can this fucking bitch pick a hair colour and stick with it for longer than three days already? Fuck!
It is now literally impossible to tell Lindsay from her trashed-out mother Dina. Yuck.
jbonz, you took the words out of my mouth. I was going to say she’s looking worse and worse, then I realized she’s just looking more and more like her mother now.
YES! It’s almost summertime which means a summer rage fit is just around the corner. I just hope she doesn’t get behind the wheel and just sleeps with other peoples boyfriends and starts fights in clubs. No need for any manslaughter.
Good God. Seeing her face makes me never want to drink again. BITCH IS OLD.