is it wrong that i find lilly allen annoying?

So she can't design maternity wear. But taking pictures in your underwear with a light shining between your crotch is a-ok for the kiddies?

She looks so regal & royal in this pic….like a Princess…arise Lady Lilly and take your place as leader of the moral monarchy.

Maternity clothes, not appropriate. Maternity first-trimester cigarettes? Highly appropriate. Oh, Lily, how you teach me.

Hey JuJubees…I never heard of anyone getting pregnant from bad lighting….maybe we should warn the kids to only have sex with the lights off.

It might not stop them getting pregnant…but will save electricity and help slow down global warming.

You would think sex with the lights off would be more conducive to pregnancy.

"Where's the condom?"
"I can't find it. It's too dark in here. Where'd you put it?"
"I don't know. Aw, forget it. Hey, you ARE Brad Pitt, aren't you?"
"Of course baby, of course."

Or, that's how I like to think it would go.

i don't think the lights matter, all you have to do is jump up and down after sex and you won't get knocked up.

If you drink a Coke after sex, it's physically impossible to get pregnant, cause the carbonation kills the sperm.

and if you're on top you can't get pregnant because gravity makes it to where the sperm can't reach the egg.

Oh, that's a good one. Did you know semen is good for the face? My boyfriend told me it clears up pimples.

i'm not sure i believe that one janice, maybe we should ask juju or james_boston. ;)

Where are our resident sexperts? I'd ask Billy, but he's too straight to be honest about that one.

It's completely appropriate not only to find Lilly annoying, but a hypocrite and talentless as well. Her music is trash people.

I just pour the rum straight in my pocket and it acts as a natural spermicide.

I've stopped being a fan ages ago, but this decision of hers is respectable. (And how were those GQ photos innapropriate?)

First she wouldn't do those kind of pics but then as soon as she looses weight it's ok? She's not wanting to design maternity wear becuase it sends a bad message. If she's so worried about how she presents herself to young girls, posing in your underwear suggestively should also fall in that same category.

It's funny how she is thinking of her young fans now, when I doubt they were on her mind while getting knocked up.

I can already picture her telling her kid, "Do as I say, not as I've done."