"Ma'am, Stop Following Him"
It's times like these we're grateful 911 calls are public record: An audio was just released featuring Linda Hogan and our new favorite dispatcher ever, who gave the Hogan matriarch some tough love. See, Hulk was evidently stalking Linda (driving by her house while reportedly being prohibited by a court order), so she decided to follow him around in her vehicle for a while. As you do.
The dispatcher was clearly not amused, wondering why Linda would be following around a guy who has frightened her to the point of filing a restraining order. Dude, don't bother trying to figure out the Hogans' thought process. It's really not worth it.
To listen to the tape, click here.
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I miss the good ole days of drugged-up Lindsay and crazy Britney…..where has all the good gossip gone?
Just when you think they couldn't possible do something to top themselves, they come through once more. The Hogan's are a modern day Brady bunch with a touch of Cleaver, a dash of Cunningham and a pinch of Manson.
Let me start by saying that Nick and Brooke Hogan were pretty much screwed from the start because their gene pool is about as deep as a rain puddle. That being said . . .
I can understand why Linda would follow him. I once had a peeping Tom, and my gut reaction was to put my fist through the window he was peeping through. Not saying it was rational, but sometimes, when it's fight or flight, you fight (and I had 26 stitches to prove it). May not be the smart thing to do, but instinct takes over. I can only imagine that my 911 operator was probably thinking the same thing this guy was.
It's just par for the course with this woman. She is so incredibly self-centered for no apparent reason. So you managed to expel two giant wastes of human flesh from your vag sack. Congratulations. It doesn't give you the right to act like a bitch the rest of your life.
Pretty much, Blah. Preeeeeeeettttttttttttty much.
I love the baffled tone in the 911 operator's voice when he asks her why she's following him.
I miss those good ol' days, too, Madison. But have we learned nothing from these attention-whores? Please don't feed the egos of people who clearly aren't worth a rat's ass.