Well, that was fast: After Lindsay Lohan issued a statement to Access Hollywood in response to her father's cries for attention and then Samantha Ronson posted a MySpace rant about Michael's idiocy, Linds took to her MySpace to vent some more. Because evidently enough hurtful things haven't been said amongst the Lohan clan.
We feel for Lindsay a bit, because her father truly is a media whore, but she lost us when she insisted that her mother is the goddess of all things pure and good in this world. Um, no. To make matters worse, she also does that weird thing with the hyphens, just like Sam.
This is way less entertaining without Anderson Cooper around to provide commentary.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
DRUG FREE
Current mood: betrayed
Category: LifeIf you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that's what i have believed my whole life- don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…
If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I'm not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.
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Editor
Dear Lindsay,
I'm sorry to say, but Michael does not care about you or your life–and he has no intention of staying out of it, because you are, as you are obviously aware, the only ticket a talentless jackhole like him can get to anything resembling fame–so do yourself a favor, DO NOT FEED THE TROLL. Do not make statements to the media. Mention him no more on your myspace blog thingie. Work out your Daddy issues with your therapist instead of every guy in Hollywood. Stick with SamRo, who, for all her ridiculous hats and skinny jeans, does seem to really care about and be a good influence on you. You are still young, and if I remember correctly, do have some talent, so keep reining in the crazy and get a decent agent who can help you make some better choices than "I Know Who Killed Me" and "Just My Luck." I realize that you will never see this and that I probably seem like a deranged Corey Haim fan by writing you this letter, but really I know you're not going to see it. This is just therapy for me. I'm so sick of reading about all your drama and your cokey goings on that I just had to get it all out once and for fucking all, and now I can let it go and embrace the peace that is mine. MINE!!!
with Love,
fleabag
Loser! No one likes you anymore Linds. Sam is too good for you. Your mother is the fame whore. You are still using. GO AWAY!!!
Fleabag, AMEN.
I love the "i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17" line. That was pretty funny.
I actually liked what she said too. Sucks she has to stoop to his level, but she got her point across. I could never be famous…
I liked that line too.
Here's my take on Samantha Ronson… If I'm really in love with someone after years of being with them, and I'm famous and have a chance to help them achieve something they want - I'll say, "Hey! Tell them you're dating me! See if that helps you get somewhere. Why not?" It's not really 'using' someone if they are giving themselves to you and know what you're doing, right?
And on top of that, Dina Lohan may be out of her blipping mind, but she has said a thing or two on her show that made it seem like she isn't Mommy Dearest… by comparison to the dad, if I were LL, I'd think my mom was awesome too.
Sad. Not only can she not act, she can't spell or use punctuation worth a shit, too. Time to grow up and kick Mommy and Daddy to the curb. Time to get an acting coach and a writing tutor…
Oh, Mizz Thang… if you're going to attack someone's grammar and lack of writing ability, you should probably make sure your post if flawless. Because it is not. K bye!
"If you have something to say to me, say it to my face! Or my Myspace! I'll friend request you!
Gosh DAD! You're always embarrasing me!"
In the grand scheme of things, I think the fact that Lindsay sounds even remotely coherent is a miracle. To chastise her for misspelling embarrassment is a little much. And yes, the punctuation is definitely flawed, but so what? It’s a rant, not a flipping dissertation on the Marxist Feminist Dialectic!
Mizz Thang, it's better than yours, she could teach you, but she'd have to charge.