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Uh-oh. Look's like someone's in trouble. Lindsay Lohan is getting more than just a slap on the wrist for the way she's been acting lately. See, I guess Linds is putting all of her heart and soul into the partying and not so much into her job and, well, some old dude who happens to be funding the movie she's "working" on is a little bit pissed off. Oops.

The other day, after deciding to play hookey (she's just. so. tired.) she got served a letter from the boss man himself. Thank God for The Smoking Gun:

In a blistering July 26 letter to the 20-year-old actress, James G. Robinson, who heads the L.A. firm producing Lohan's current movie, calls her recent erratic behavior "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional." Robinson, the 70-year-old chief executive of Morgan Creek Productions, writes that Lohan has "acted like a spoiled child and in doing so have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality" of "Georgia Rule," a movie now being filmed and which stars Lohan, Jane Fonda, and Felicity Huffman.

So, this letter is fucking awesome. A copy of it is below the jump and I urge you to read it (he uses the word "bogus," for christ's sake), but in case you're too busy, here's my three sentence interpretation:
I hate you. You are a floozy and, quite frankly, not worth the money, you box office menace and all-around stuck-up twat. I will make you pay and, thanks to Brandon Davis, I know you're sort of poor.

[Thanks, Mary and Mollie, Source]

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Jul 28, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · 6 Responses
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    No. 1 muybonita says:

    I love the letter, I love the idea of the letter. And as much as I would love this to be true, I just can't imagine a studio head letting this kind of thing get out - and so fast. It feels to much live movie publicity.

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    a.) it is true, Smoking Gun has authentication from the production co.
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