An absurdly presumptuous Web site's been created to advertise sponsorship opportunities for Lindsay Lohan's 22nd birthday party. According to the site, the party will be a "unique branding opportunity" for companies looking to get in good with the cokey tart demographic.
Due to Lohan's checkered past, alcohol brands are not welcome sponsors. And drug dealers don't even advertise, so what company's going to be interested in this is anybody's guess.
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its funny because its sad.
I'm about to turn 151. I'm thinking I better steal this idea and run with it. Good work Lohan.
I'll hit up the Bacardi folks first, because, obvs. we could work out the similarities very humourously.
Now, how to get it catered? I have to go call Star Jones.
You all are invited, as soon as I can get some sponser to get the invitations out.
I think that living to 151 years is a bigger accomplishment that living to 22 years.
Oh, and jiminey cricket better be there. :-)
That's one rough 22
I know I brought up the whole Jiminey Cricket thing… but.. sweet pee (not a typo), you're breaking my heart now.
ilnazhad, JC (I call jiminey that, because I have known him for just about forever,) just called and confirmed. He said he needs to be there because he needs to play safe for you and me.
It's a pretty sad day when someone can make the Simpson family look like a class act.
Can't that bitch just have a private birthday party like everyone else?
"i curious is she really has a baby now?"
this is advertising at its finest, really. suddenly i'm debating my stance on mercy killings.
I just realized I read a post about Lohan, yet I make fun of my friends who discuss celebrity gossip between classes. Does reading about the ridiculousness of Hollywood make you part of the ridiculousness of Hollywood? Even if the irreverent, innovative site is run by tiptop editors?
Sometimes I hate myself so much for knowing more about Jessica Alba than the poshest person in my school. Cord, can you really tell people not to care about a celebrity wedding but post such news in the "blips"? I could strangle a chipmunk right now. Good thing there are none in Vancouver. Do chipmunks even fucking exist out of cartoons? If they don't, I may have lost the last thing in my life worth living for. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME QC, MY SWEET "not a typo" PEE?!!
I'm thinking the only sponsors to take the bait will be Mystic Tan and Astroglide.
Mystic tan…good one.
I also was thinking Trojans, K&Y, Summer's Eve…..
ilnazhad: Not when you do it for the love of Cord. Besides, this site tends to be more about condemning celebrities or those qualities that are disdainful, than it is celebrating them, although it does tend to celebrate people for the "right" reasons. :) Please, don't harm any chipmunks. Here's incentive. http://www.flickr.com/photos/4durt/1685292933/
I'm here ilnazhad!! (I thought you were sweet pee
and I was hops pee?):-)