'Living Lohan' Will Ironically Kill Other Lohan Children

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Little girl lost Lindsay Lohan recently had a rare moment of clarity. The freckled wunderkind reportedly told friends that she refuses to appear on her pimpy mother's new reality show. Instead, Dina Lohan's E! program, Living Lohan, will feature Lindsay's younger sister, Ali, and brother, Dakota, not to mention an explanation of why Lindsay is so goddamn sad.

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Mar 11, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 7 Responses
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    No. 1 mae says:

    Seems LiLo has been bitten by the same shitty complexion as Brit Brit, no? Good for her, denying that ridiculous show. Hopefully, without her that ship will sink sooner rather than later. And for Christ's sake E! stop letting Ryan Seacrest produce shows. HE BRINGS OUT THE WORST OF THE WORST! First Sin City, then Sunset Tan, Keeping up with the Kardashians… ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I SAY!

    Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 11:26 am
    No. 2 Addicted to Addiction says:

    I like Keeping up with the Kardashians… to the point that I taped it on Sunday night and watched it yesterday. My life has reached a new low.

    Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 11:50 am
    No. 3 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Stay clean and sober Linds… Let Amy take the Deathwatch title.

    Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 11:54 am
    No. 4 S a v v y Me says:

    I actually like Ryan Seacrest. Seriously. Call me crazy, but I think he is a great host. The man can talk to anyone, about anything and he can react to anything- in that respect I really do think he is talented. Its not an easy task when you think about it.

    Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    No. 5 jujuhag says:

    I'd like to see Ryan and Guilliana De Pandabear battle in Thunderdome. I like that they don't hide how much they want to kill each other.

    Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    No. 6 notamama says:

    Her face is a normal human color! hurra!

    Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 1:42 pm
    No. 7 halfsmoke says:

    Blohan a "wunderkind"? The fuck? Are you on E!'s payroll, too?

    Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 9:18 pm
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