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Legendary photographer Bert Stern, perhaps most famous for shooting a soon-to-be-dead Marilyn Monroe in 1962 for a collection he titled The Last Sitting, has called on Lindsay Lohan to recreate his depressing but iconic masterwork. The outcome is nothing special and the comparison is flimsy, BUT: Lohan shows her boobs!

After the jump, some NSFW excerpts.

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Feb 18, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 37 Responses
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  • Comments (37)

    No. 1 deimos says:

    she's got some ok boobs.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 10:34 am
    No. 2 gayledi says:

    The only difference Marilyn was sexy. Lindsay could stand some weight lifting. She's as saggy as me and I'm twice her age!

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 10:40 am
    No. 3 Leva Kommint says:

    Well, that was certainly the most anti-climactic former childstar nude spread ever.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 10:41 am
    No. 4 eeks says:

    she is not saggy-? she just has breasts is all. She's not exactly an A cup.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 11:16 am
    No. 5 Mr. T says:

    Least interesting impersonation of MM I've ever seen.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 11:18 am
    No. 6 southiejpd says:

    eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!

    Marilyn Monroe SHE IS NOT!!!!!

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 11:47 am
    No. 7 Rebecca says:

    She looks supernasty.

    But only because she IS supernasty.

    I hope they triple-washed all that fabric and those sheets…

    *VOMIT*

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    No. 8 JESUSCHRIST says:

    I think her breasts are beautiful. *shoots herself*
    No, but she is no Marilyn. Marilyn was and left.

    You can't expect to someone that has big breasts to not be affected by gravity. COME ON WOMEN, WE KNOW THAT MUCH!

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    No. 9 blah says:

    Marilyn Monroe was also pretty intelligent despite what most people think/hope about her. Lohan probably thinks that Tolstoy is a new club opening up down the street from Le Deux.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    No. 10 Lisa sans Full Force says:

    Eh, I don't think her boobs are saggy. Especially given that she had implants and took them out, I thought those suckers would be down to her knees.

    That being said, a second-rate drag queen would have done a MUCH better job channeling Marilyn. Much.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    No. 11 yeahokay says:

    her tits are fantastic in some of these pics, but why are her eyes and face so tired looking, especially with all the make up they must have put on her. no way she even came close to touching those original MM pics.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    No. 12 halfsmoke says:

    where are her nipples? they seem to have disappeared.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    No. 13 eeks says:

    Dang. I have better nipples than her….

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    No. 14 Non Vocabulum says:

    Marilyn Monroe? All I see is a leather-faced whore in a white wig.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    No. 15 james_boston says:

    ewwww! boobies!!

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    No. 16 janice says:

    No wonder women are insecure about their breasts, after reading comments like these.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    No. 17 blah says:

    I don't think her body is bad at all. I'm pretty sure that most of us (especially from some of the comments I've read/wrote) don't have bodies that look like hers. I think her body is fine. What I don't understand is why they bothered to do this re-make in the first place. It was great the first time, but you don't strike gold twice -especially when you are enlisting someone like Lindsay Lohan do try and pay homage to Marilyn Monroe.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    No. 18 Lisa sans Full Force says:

    I think most people said her boobs are nice - it is that she is crap at being Marilyn. Unless I am giving ppl too much credit?

    James, come here, Mama's gonna smother you with some titties.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    No. 19 Tootelle says:

    there's nothing wrong with her boobs! yes, she could stand to lift some weights. her body is just blah, not spectacular, not bad. Her face does look old and terrible. I just don't understand why she's doing this. She could have probably gotten a lotta moola from playboy for going the nude route. Who knows, maybe even playboy rejected her. She's nothing spectacular in these. I actually feel kind of embarrassed for her.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    No. 20 Stitch-less LiLo says:

    Not one of Bert Stern's finer accomplishments — unless he meant for her to look beat?

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    No. 21 nene says:

    That's a gorgeous rack there, but why is she wearing a wig made out of carved butter?

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    No. 22 jujubees says:

    So, is she still some kind of actress? The breasts look fine but the face is twice it's age. She looks used up.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    No. 23 james_boston says:

    maybe tina fey will take pity on her and put her in "mean girls 2: electric boogaloo!".

    i loves me some "mean girls". i still harbor warm feelings for Li Lo based on nothing but that movie.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    No. 24 Lisa sans Full Force says:

    Yeah, Marilyn was drugged out of her mind when she took these pics (right? I think I saw that on the t.v. movie), and LiLo looks at least twice as out of it. I don't know if Marilyn was just that good or LiLo is just that bad.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    No. 25 jujubees says:

    Or maybe Lohan has crappy drugs. cheap ass.

    Where have you been, James? Was this last absence approved? I think not.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    No. 26 james_boston says:

    ugh…work ju. lots of ridiculous paperwork has been thrown my way on account of our office supervisor being on a "work" trip. plus i'm out of the office a lot on errands for said supervisor, doing shit in other locations he should be doing. i'm living "the devil wears prada" right now, minus the glamour, clothes, hot men, NYC and meryl streep.

    time to go home…and you better believe i'm not stepping back here until noon.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    No. 27 celia says:

    Lindsay looks soft and squishy and freckled and UGH. and by UGH i really mean to say DESPERATE FOR CASH.

    Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    No. 28 punchdrunkbunny says:

    No. No. No.

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 1:03 am
    No. 29 Michelle says:

    I'm really not trying to be mean, but Lindsay looks older than Marilyn in these shots, and she just lacks the charisma that Monroe had in spades. Lohan's breast are bigger. That's about it. She looks like she has a boyish figure with huge breasts attached.
    Yikes.

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 1:44 am
    No. 30 lisa says:

    i wish she would stand up straight.

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 8:12 am
    No. 31 chelsea says:

    It's also a overrated photographer his main claim to fame was Marilyns photos

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 9:30 am
    No. 32 terry says:

    Now i know why Brandon called her a fire crotch just follow the trail

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 11:28 am
    No. 33 terry says:

    Now i know why Brandon called her fire crotch, just follow the trail.LOL

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 11:29 am
    No. 34 stopthemadness says:

    i'm with j_bo. i have a soft spot in my heart for lilo because of mean girls and freaky friday. she ain't a half bad actress.

    she's a dumb slut, for sheez, but at least she seems like a really fun dumb slut. i'd totally hang out with her.

    "call me lindsay! and don't forget the bolivian marching powder."

    she does have a nice rack, but she does look 40.

    FIN.

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    No. 35 JACKIE says:

    Geez! they should have used some mineral powder to cover all that freckle, I have seen beginer flicks look nicer than these, what would Marilyn think of this? And where is her teeth Marilyn always showed lots of teeth

    Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    No. 36 Kyle says:

    Shs has tons of freckels on her stomach but man shes hot

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 12:31 am
    No. 37 Sickojoe says:

    Gross! Just gross. I thought she was ok. But now I think I want to puke. Not a good photo shoot. Why her. They should of used Britteny. She maybe crazzzzy but at least shes still good looking.

    Posted: Feb 20, 2008 at 6:15 am
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