Killing Us Softly

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People are still drinking bottled water? Does anybody read? Probably not, actually. But no time for that, worse news: Lindsay Lohan will soon begin recording her third album, tentatively titled Nobody's Angel. Says a Page Six source, "She's only recording because of a contractual obligation to Universal…" Take that, struggling bands everywhere!


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Nov 28, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 24 Responses
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    No. 1 admittedlyaddicted says:

    I'm sure she's ridiculously upset she's having to record. I'm sure of it…

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    No. 2 deimos says:

    i've never heard any of her songs so i can't say this one will suck but i have a feeling it will. the only thing that might save her is if she gets neyo or timberland on board for the new album.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    No. 3 Kitchy says:

    I still prefer bottled water. I don't drink it because it's healthier or because I'm scared of tap water, I drink it because the tap water in Southern California tastes like ass.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    No. 4 curmudgeon says:

    looks like a perverted commercial for FIJI water.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    No. 5 vagarious says:

    I hear you Kitchy…in Houston where I grew up it tastes like Chlorine, in L.A., its just nasty…plus tap water has sodium in it and a lot of bottled water is sodium free…so I'll still take bottled, thanks.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    No. 6 stopthemadness says:

    LA water is shite. NYC has the best water in the country.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    No. 7 cooter49 says:

    I'm in Georgia, we have no water.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    No. 8 admittedlyaddicted says:

    We drink rain water here. I know they said it could be acid rain, but I figure it will just wash down the lead my kids are eating.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    No. 9 Kitchy says:

    Use a copper bowl to collect the rain water. If you're lucky, you'll be like Kimberly Drummond on Diff'rent Strokes and it'll turn your hair green.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    No. 10 admittedlyaddicted says:

    Awesome, that's the last I'll pay for a color…

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    No. 11 parissucksliterally says:

    please spare us Lindsay…..PLEASE

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    No. 12 stopthemadness says:

    that no water in georgia business is insane! I asked my friend in Lawrenceville about it and she was all "whatever! i'll just move when we run out."

    conservationism is a beautiful thing.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    No. 13 cooter49 says:

    I've been joking around about moving when (or if) we run out but the truth is my husband makes more money at his job here than he can make somewhere else so we are just screwed I guess. I'll be buying a lot more bottled water , cause I'm not going to stink.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    No. 14 Agent Cooper says:

    What's sad is there will be a few hundred thousand idiots running out to buy it as soon as it's released. I suppose it's a chicken vs. the egg question, but who is worse? Lindsay, Britney and the like, or their fans?

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    No. 15 stopthemadness says:

    don't rich people bathe with evian? you could start doing that!

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    No. 16 cooter49 says:

    I thought they bathed in wine…..

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    No. 17 Frowny McBeard says:

    So I'm the only one here who heard "Rumors"? I somehow doubt that.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    No. 18 stopthemadness says:

    i'm not afraid to admit love for certain britney tracks. toxic? slave 4 u? oops i did it again.

    those are some good songs. and yes i'm 33 and slightly embarrassed.

    i've never heard rumors. the only rumors i know is by fleetwood mac.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    No. 19 jujubees says:

    No way Frowny McBeard. I have it, SHUT UP. Ps. It's a good thing I didn't see your name before my last son was born. I may have a Frowny McBeard instead of naming my son after a SATC boyfriend.

    I have a water filter thing but sometimes our water still sucks. I don't care if it looks pretentious. I am not drinking shitty water.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    No. 20 stopthemadness says:

    Frowny McBeard is pretty much the best screen name ever.

    Don't tell me you're naming your kid Mr. Big. That's a lot of pressure for a wee one, juju.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    No. 21 jujubees says:

    Not according to his ultrasound. Then again, water makes things look bigger.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    No. 22 stopthemadness says:

    i thought water caused shrinkage… if i'm right, mr. huge might be a more appropriate name.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    No. 23 blah says:

    Thank God Lindsay's making another album! I almost forgot about the fame-whoring machine that slowly eats away at the hopes of truly talented kids playing in thier moms basement hoping to break into the business. I can only hope that there is a counter-culture mounting against these vapid, soul stealing music conglomerates.

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    No. 24 jujubees says:

    Water magnifies but then once you get out and the manhood feels the cold air, shrinkage. Or so they say. Maybe it's an urban legend men just tell us?

    Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 6:00 pm
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