Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been caught taking drugs in rehab.

The ‘Mean Girls’ star was allegedly forced to undergo a drugs test by staff at Utah’s Cirque Lodge facility, and the results came back positive.

Lindsay, 21, has now been warned if she does not stay clean she will be thrown out of the centre.

A source is quoted as saying: “Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the programme she’d have to leave.”

According to reports it is not Lindsay’s first indiscretion since entering Cirque Lodge earlier this month.

She is said to have been caught having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient…

Question: If you’re a drug addict and you’re having sex with other patients in rehab, isn’t that just another method of masturbation? I mean, you are fucking yourself over? Wrap your brain around that one.


Aug 29, 2007 · Link · 19 Responses
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Comments (19)

No. 1 jujubees says:

Man, your business gets out even in rehab. I doubt she could really changer her life in just a few weeks so don’t color me surprised.

She was probably just celebrating gettting out of serious jailtime. Good thing she’s already in rehab so she won’t have far to go after her next car wreck.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:07 pm
No. 2 sar says:

I have a friend who went to a fancypants rehab center. Cher was in her group therapy. Anyway the point is, they told them to (m-word, which I hate to say) as a way to increase their ummm endorphins or adrenaline maybe? I just thought that was a strange recommendation. Are there people out there who will do drugs whenever they want to, but restrict themselves from …uh, that? Do they have to be told?

If I were that rehab center I wouldn’t let it get out that I - 1) didn’t prevent drugs from entering the facility, 2) Charged an arm and a leg to rehab drug addicts, but then didn’t have a zero-tolerance policy for repeat offenders, and 3)it’s just better to have 3 in a list.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:30 pm
No. 3 jujubees says:

Word to ya mutha on all 3 things. Don’t they have people check bags and toothpast for that kind of shit?

I’ve seen a few documentaries and they had room checks. I also think if you only have 2 points on your list it makes if feel imcomplete. I need like 3 to 4 for a list to feel legit.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:35 pm
No. 4 sar says:

I think it was Aristotle who asserted the 3-item list theory. And as history tells us, Aristotle was no asshole.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:52 pm
No. 5 kat says:

HMMM—LiLo was caught with drugs AND having sex with another patient.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:53 pm
No. 6 kat says:

I meant to add on to my original comment by saying that I knew this place was Summer camp, not rehab! And, yes, Cord, addicts will take SEX as a “drug” substitute! ANYTHING–to feel better and not feel their “real” feelings!

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:54 pm
No. 7 jujubees says:

He was definitely a man with ideas that were way before their time. I’ll concurr with him or I’ll be the asshole.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:55 pm
No. 8 Be Adequite says:

I’ve been through the ‘hab and I wanted no part of sex, just a lot of sweets. It’s tough doing it sober when you’ve been drunk or high for the last 6 years or so…but everyone’s different I guess

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 4:56 pm
No. 9 drj says:

Can we not just have Samuel L. chain her to a radiator?

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:00 pm
No. 10 jujubees says:

If only.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:01 pm
No. 11 Be Adequite says:

Now THAT would be hot! Al Gore could save her!

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:04 pm
No. 12 sar says:

BeA - I’m sorry for what you went through.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:07 pm
No. 13 Be Adequite says:

I’m not :-) Thankful today!

Seriously though this girl is a joke.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:09 pm
No. 14 jujubees says:

She’s got the same thought process as Britney.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:11 pm
No. 15 sar says:

I guess Britney’s rehab center didn’t let her take her birth control pills either.

Work time, seacrest out.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:15 pm
No. 16 blah says:

Maybe by having sex with that guy, she was trying to detox? I dunno, maybe she thought she could get rid of the drugs in her body if she bumped uglies and passed them on…kind of like crabs or something.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:19 pm
No. 17 jujubees says:

Peace finger to you Sar.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 5:19 pm
No. 18 parissucksliterally says:

…ah, who knows if this happened- Female First from the UK is the source.
It’s certainly not hard to believe, but consider the source before we all jump on the bashing Lilo bandwagon.

Posted: Aug 29, 2007 at 9:44 pm
No. 19 deCoucy says:

I had not read this before, where have I been living? At A place I do not want to be apart of ever again. Just once it would be nice to see someone having success.

Posted: Sep 2, 2007 at 3:57 pm
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